Hey, Welcome to My Blog.

So, it has come to a point where I need to be more active on this blog, starting with myself. Beyond the screen, I'm Mexican, I enjoy a wide variety of cheesy movies, tv shows, puns all the puns, and music. I'm a 20 year old gay and a complete dork. he/him. Go on and ask me stuff! Send me a chat :P I dont bite

[vilekasen]

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i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

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i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

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WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[snuv]

happy stupid fucking slut sunday

[dankmemeuniversity]

[athlethick]

[laughoutloud-club]

Fly you fool

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[yekkes]

As someone who worked retail for two years this is like. Extremely realistic and I hate it

[thestalkerbunny]

When the Bard starts taking archery lessons from the Ranger they’re fucking

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[kingsupermepat-deactivated20220]

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

[squirrelsgirls]

The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Cumbia Thanos

[chubybear]

[chongoblog]

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

[drsupermonk]

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

[chongoblog]

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

[srsfunny]

Not every tale has a happy ending…

[equikage]

another reason i love these flashback filler eps is bc look at little sasuke pretending he’s too cool to get sucked into the naruto dramz but actually being like 👀

[equikage]

thinking of it…….. (revenge)

the sasuke naruto dynamic is so so great with shitty tiny naruto. sasuke just sits around in his own private depressosphere until naruto is like -airhorn sound- and wrecks it. just when sasuke settles into a really nice Killing Itachi daydream

sasuke doesn’t even hate him he’s like ‘if i had five dollars to make you leave me alone i would give you it. but i’m 10 and i don’t have five dollars. so will you please fuck off’

[equikage]

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

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What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[zetrystan]

Everyone gets awesome pokemon fusions, and I get this. Of course I get this.