Well, this is awkward

"What is human existence? It turns out it’s pretty simple: We are dead stars, looking back up at the sky." — Michelle Thaller, Assistant Director of Science for Communications, NASA Goddard Space Flight Center

[frozteddonutz]

What’s next? WHO is next????

[sassychaostrash]

[politijohn]

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[cipheramnesia]

I remember when we were joking about states which wouldn't let you pump your own gas. Guess they got the last laugh here.

[worthikids]

Palpatine’s Journey

[gunsandfireandshit]

According to the review I just read this video offers more of an explanation for why Palatine is still alive than the new movie does lmao

[ssalmonn]

the way he turns into a polygonal 3D object as he falls is fucking poetic cinema

[sussura]

Every time I watch this I break out into giggles it’s just so funny idk even how to explain it but the animation and the dialogue and everything it gets me every time I love this

[swan2swan]

Resolution is better, too.

[eyezehuhh]

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

[prince-luffy]

The face of a changed man:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[sylvilagus]

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

[sexycraisinthanos]

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

[angelsarelistening]

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

*Chanting* TALL WOMEN, TALL WOMEN, TALL WOMEN 😍😍😍

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[bandtshirt]

[paxamericana]

[halleywars]

Best sticker

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:

Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.

We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day

[crabwalker]

??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??

First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???

BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.

There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.

I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.

SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.

Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.

That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.

Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.

[goneturkdad-deactivated20191130]

@crabwalker​ Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.

You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.

[plank-boi]

That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.

[gorps]

Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?

[powerburial]

sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weonsinnombre]

[steamywitch]

Fun Fact!

Arapaimas, despite weighing in at anywhere between 200-300~lbs, have enough strength to launch their entire body out of the water when sufficiently threatened! They are also unironically referred to as “bulletproof” fish thanks to their rock hard scales and layers of defensive padding!

(tl;dr: this dude basically just got hit in the face with a fryingpan moving at highway speeds)

[pisswallet]

“That’s a bad idea”

“I know”

[amishsicario]

[namtan]

KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989)

[autumngracy]

Literally my favorite part of this movie is the fact that Kiki has like zero money during this scene but she buys this dumb lil cat mug anyway because her familiar was excited about it

[guerrillatech]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Holy shit that's so cool

[saint-laurel]

Do you love the color of the sky speedrun

[mazzes-deactivated20250218]

i want to smoke crack with her

[roach-works]

girlboss level: FINAL

[casperscareschool]

[the-real-skeletor]

[transmasc-tfw]

There is absolutely no possible way to guess where this is leading to.

[500sunstone]

fire wizards casting meteor shower