My Hero Macadamia Confessions

confess your deepest crack -fuelled BNHA desires here

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Welcome to MHA Confessions!

Submissions are open at /ask. If you submit a confession, please adhere to the general tone of the blog - lighthearted and comedic “confessions”, not serious critique of the media or fandom - and avoid making it too risque(NSFW).

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I want to sit on Oboro's cloud with him <3

[Image: Shirakumo Oboro is detaining various individuals on his cloud.]

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I want Kirishima to meet Dwayne the rock Johnson

[Image: Kirishima and Dwayne are shaking hands amicably. Kirishima is awed by the fine specimen of manliness before him.]

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I want to shrink Aizawa down and keep him in my pocket. Infinite nap possibilities!!!

[Image: Caterpillar-sized Aizawa has been pulled from a jean pocket for demonstrative purposes. He is unperturbed and prepared to continue peacefully snoozing.]

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i literally dont care about this series anymore i just want to know 13's colour palette

[Image: Three possible colour schemes for 13 in their civilian outfit. From left to right: rainbow/gay pride Thirteen, Best Thirteenist, and bowling alley Thirteen.]

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i want to put mic in. a cage and study him like an experiment

[Image: Present Mic and another rat are participating in a Skinner box-based research study. They are being kept in a glass cage for observation.]

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oh. you right. i completely forgot.

[Image: Aizawa keeping Nedzu and Present Mic in a small jail cell next to his desk. The cell is labelled “Repenting for crimes”.]

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I want to tuck Denki in a blanket nest and tell him he's smart

[Image: Kaminari Denki has been swaddled securely in cute fuzzy blankets. He is a genius.]

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i want to put mic in. a cage and study him like an experiment

[Image: Present Mic and another rat are participating in a Skinner box-based research study. They are being kept in a glass cage for observation.]

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[Text: I want to take Shinsou to Waffle House. Image: Shinsou performs reconnaissance on the Waffle House by descending from the light fitting and reporting his findings (waffles).]

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[Text: I wanna steal all of Mic’s hair gel. Image: Hair-down Mic has spotted you stealing his hair gel and is making direct eye contact with you. He is coming for you. Oh no]

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[Text: I want Midnight-brand perfume that knocks you out instantly. Image: Midnight using her quirk to advertise her Midnight-brand perfume that is “definitely not” Midnight Poison by Dior.]

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[Text: Mt. Lady should have clown shoes on her hero costume. Image: Mt. Lady is standing in her enlarged form, in the middle of a street, showing off her new bright yellow clown shoes.]

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[Text: I want to give Uraraka an AK-47. Image: Uraraka excitedly accepts and holds the aforementioned gun in a completely legitimate dark alleyway.]

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[Text: I want to knit a sweater for All Might. Image: All Might seated at his desk surrounded by books. he is wearing a fashionable cardigan and needs to go to bed. let him rest]

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[Text: I want Toga to administer my booster vaccine. Image: Toga Himiko is preparing to vaccinate another visitor at the University of Alaska Anchorage Alaska Airlines center.]

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[Text: I want pro-hero Hawks to eat my liver. Image: The darkened silhouette of Hawks moves towards the viewer menacingly, prepared to consume the livers of all who oppose him.]

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[Transcription: I WANT FUYUMI / TO BECOME HTE / NEXT LICH KING

Image: The World of Warcraft®: Wrath of the Lich King® Northrend loading screen prior to patch 3.3, with Todoroki Fuyumi's face pasted over the Lich King's, and Endeavour's face at 50% (ish) opacity over the wristguard of Frostmourne beneath the text. Fuyumi's eyes glow an icy blue.]