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RP Blog for FFXV OC AU Friendly, OC Friendly Muse and Mune use THEY/THEM Pronouns So I apparently need to make this post. Both Mun and Muse are non-binary. No that will not be changing. If that is an issue don't bother following or contacting me.

[dailytmomsen]

[miakalmen]

❝ This rain isn’t gonna do us any good. ❞

“Is that a general observation or you going somewhere with that thought?” Mia’s question was muffled by the bit of rope in their mouth. Why they agreed to help put up the tent was beyond them. Mia had never once in their life put up a tent. Yet here they were, rope in mouth, tent spike in one hand, mallet in the other. Put spike in hole, hammer spike, done!

Naturally like most things, easier said than done. Mia hit the first strike just fine but the second handed on the back of their hand. They let out a scream letting go of the rope causing the tent to collapse on whoever was setting up the other side.

“Son of a bitch! Fuck! Balls, cock, ball shit!”

[quotemadness]

“Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts.”

— Kate Jacobs

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[justmorerpmemes]

From Best Friend to... Starters

“When does fake dating really stop being fake dating anyway?”

“So here’s a strange thought: what if we…”

“Maybe I don’t want to pretend anymore.”

“I’ve known you for years and I want to keep it that way.”

“People think we’re dating. They think that very loudly.”

“You’ve been acting weirder than usual, what’s up?”

“Is this… a real date or one of those ‘help me stay away from some asshole’ date?”

“It wasn’t supposed to be serious, it wasn’t. In my head it wants to be otherwise.”

“It was on that day my life changed for the better. Before I met you, it was an epic trash fire.”

“I’ve been having some weird thoughts lately.”

“Do you ever think about the romantic scope of people?”

“We kind of already do almost everything together.”

“Why am I in your phone as… THAT?”

“I’ve been thinking about that ‘Next Step’ thing that people talk about.”

“I need relationship advice and you are the only one who can help.”

“I like sharing my space with you, and… kind of only you.”

“Did you want to try… doing more than this? Maybe?”

“I scared to ruin our friendship…”

“Being best friends was working and it was the safe step but, now…”

“I’ll need time to think about this, it’s… it’s a big thing alright?”

“The people who have wronged me, I have cut out of my life. I don’t want that to happen again.”

“Hey you. Date me. For real. Stop laughing, I’m serious!”

“So someone I know keeps complaining about mutual pining or something like that?”

“I think we fell into that trope… I’m not- I mean…”

“Onlookers seem pretty confused when it’s explained we are indeed, not married.”

[miakalmen]

So I might be in crossover hell with State of Decay 2 and Final Fantasy XV. Why am I like this

[saviorofeos]

💋 -Mia (because I had to😉)

@miakalmen | Kiss Meme | Kiss One

Lunafreya opened the door to find Mia there fumbling with their keys to unlock the door. “Welcome home lovely!”

She leaned forward and placed a small chaste kiss to Mia’s lips, beaming at them as she gestured them inside.

[miakalmen]

@saviorofeos

Mia blinked for a moment and stared into the room. They had been caught so off guard by the kiss that they didn’t have time to properly prepare themself to be a suave.

“I yes! Hello!” Mia mustered up as the stepped inside. Their face now bright red. “I don’t think I will ever get used to you doing that.”

[porrimmaryam]

hello to sluts only

[fatavidentem]

☀️ -Mia

@miakalmen

☀ for my muses reaction to yours bringing them breakfast in bed.

Ignis startled, bolting upright in his bed. Pale hands gripped the blankets, making sure to cover his body, as he often slept in the nude. The usually soft and comfortable sensation now brought on extreme embarrassment as the person standing just a few feet away could have caught an accidental glimpse of… well… something.

“W-what the-?!” Ignis snatched up his glasses and placed them on his nose so that the world around him wasn’t quite so blurry. Wide, seafoam eyes flitted all over Mia’s form, holding a sweet little tray full of delightful breakfast foods. “How in the bloody hell did you even-?!” But he stopped short.

This was Mia he was talking about. They had more than a few tricks up their sleeves, he should know that by now.

So he left it at that, hand pressing against his rapid heartbeat. Quizzical brows furrowed as the smell of the food hit his nose. Finally, it all clicked in his sleep-adled mind. “…Breakfast? In bed?”

Was he still dreaming? He felt like this might he a dream.

[miakalmen]

@fatavidentem

Mia beamed down at the confused Ignis. They gently placed the tray across his lap, which contained, in Mia’s option, a pretty good breakfast. The eggs weren’t burnt or under-cooked. The toast, miraculous, wasn’t burnt either. The sausage was overcooked. Mia could never get meats right. It was either unsafe to eat or rubber and their was no in between. The little fruit bowl was their crowning achievement. As a bartender one food they could cut and present was fruit. 

“Yeah dude! You seem like you needed a break, so I thought I would drop by, and I dont know? Help. You do everything, so yea, breakfast.”

Mia plopped down on a plush chair in the corner of Ignis’ room, and watched hopeful. Was this weird? Probably. Did they also commit a crime? Absolute. But so long as Ignis didn’t report Mia and didn’t think this was weird, it was a victory in their book. 

[ghost-mlm]

bro if you keep looking so cute im gonna have to give you a smooch

[cowboy]

so what if I love you. shut up

[bad-intentixns]

dude/babe it’s the same thing

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

[dykemd]

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

[miakalmen]

4, 5, 9, 42!

I am answering as Muse and mun because why not! From here

4. has your aesthetic changed at all in the last year?

Muse: “Hmmm, not particularly. I have maintained this laundry pile aesthetic for many years now. It works for me.”

Mune: Maybe a little bit. Not so much like clothing style but certainly in self care! If that make sense? 

5. what is something you’re proud of? 

Muse: “I have come far in the past years as a musician. I am mostly self taught so any improvement is awesome for me!”

Mune: My recovery process. I am about three years into trauma recovery and I have come far in my recovery. I still have a lot of work to do, but considering how bad things were before. I am doing amazing.  

9. favorite quote?

Muse: “Darling, my attitude is ‘fuck it’; I’m doing everything with everyone.” - Freddy Mercury

Mune: “I will face God and walk backwards into Hell.

41. when was the last time you intentionally went out to see the sunrise?

Muse: “AHAAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHHA AHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHHA On purpose? Never.”

Mune: When I went to the beach over the summer with my partners. 

[designer-glutton]

PSA: I don't care if we start a millon threads with eacthother and not one of them gets done

Its about having fun and growing into your muse and expanding your character. 

[ryusxnka-moved]

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