Dead but Delicious

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[hazelenergy]

im only camarilla bc i have a sugar mommy

[midnight-blue-blood]

[hazelenergy]

:)

[themakeupbrush]

Zuhair Murad Fall 2023 Couture

[threedollarsdotcom]

> open up wallet

> full of blood

[pretend-pretend-vampire]

ok yeah she beat me over the head with a shovel and ruined my life but all things considered she's being really tolerant of me in her own way which is kinda nice actually

[the-gummy-worms-have-me]

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

[tiktaalic]

I know what it means when. a woman stabs another woman.

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[teaboot]

unfortunately, classifying all points as definitively false also presents your audience with data. you gotta present a mix of unverifiable information in a broad range of veracity. I don't have blood. I DO have teeth. How many teeth? 53. I subsist primarily on synthesized potassium compounds and sleep in my closet three nights a year

[pois0ncandy]

first base: psychosexual obsession

second base: torture

third base: holding hands

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[scissorsaint]

they're saying bloodletting is the new foreplay

[gothredy]

[museiums]

artist: brunna mancuso

[theserpentspsalm]

[worst-roommates-ever]

[deaddogchick]

please... my tits... you have to grope them and pull my top down to expose them and suck on them... there's not much time left... i'll explain later... just do it okay..