be like a cloud

Maria i post things

[unclefather]

[left-reminders]

[exeggcute]

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

yes, I know death is inevitable. let me eat a potato chip.

[tchaikovsgay]

I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her

[mugicha1]

summer looks  ☀️

[mugicha1]

this post is ruining my life

[butchscientist]

here’s a cool thing you can do that costs $0

it’s called “not pushing diet culture onto children” and it’s 100% for free. it’s a cute idea that costs literally nothing

[miarceline]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

[champgn]

Not sure why I’m always seeing beautiful intelligent funny girls broken down by dusty crusty boring cockroach looking men but it needs to stop

[gael-garcia]

Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Kelly in Black Mirror 3.04-San Junipero

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was

“Ah, my fart cone.”

So anyway

[rynnay]

This was a thrill from start to finish

[somewhereinthedetails217]

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

[miarceline]

you, an intellectual: I strategically build my Pokemon teams based on stats and competitive potential

me: give me the cute ones

[thelittleredhouses]

[totalariana]

IM SCREAMING

[introvertunites]

[reservoirgays]

I hate that specific brand of male that thinks they’re special because they’re cynical of everything. Example: the other day i met this guy for like two seconds and when i left i was like “have a nice day!” And he goes “don’t say that. I hate cliches.” Like we get it you just watched fight club calm down Tyler Durden

[sarahseeandersen]

[tomboy-toes]

The Roguish Brogue line of men’s dress shoes sized for women, available in black and light brown.

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[shorm]

Hey so not only is this product awesome, but also Lauren (the founder) is one of my oldest friends, so I really love that this happened across my dash! Spread the word! :D