Imagine me standing in the doorway crying and waving a handkerchief as my husband (AO3) departs for a war (maintenance) that will continue for god knows how long (20 hours) and from which he may never return
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Imagine me standing in the doorway crying and waving a handkerchief as my husband (AO3) departs for a war (maintenance) that will continue for god knows how long (20 hours) and from which he may never return
hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.
this is my little pookie valeria ❤️ she has mental issues
Tim Drake has narcolepsy actually sorry not sorry
if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside
if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier
what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"
my daughter Divorce Lawyer is not doing well socially
how it feels to say the weird thing
blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself
easily one of my favourite tweets of all time
This website is so so so good
"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
just cast the fire spell. dip shit
dont fucking tell me what to do. this is inportant.