What Is Happening Anymore?

How are you doing fellow kids? I used to be more active, but now I just reblog cute, funny things and/or cringe lol

[toonstarterz]

I found out japanese fans are calling this the "american comic book-style marcille"

i'm WHEEZING LMAO

[sailor-arashi]

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[assorted-thoughts-and-feelings]

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, the here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[akumeoy]

i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

they just hate strong women

[akumeoy]

this

[epilepticsaints]

[dawn4ngel]

[uncomfortablecliche]

i’ve literally been here the whole time

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’m a man now

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[nerdreamer]

[roychewtoy]

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

[funnytwittertweets]

[weirdmageddon]

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[hgsn-moved]

squidward: bubble bass! we're here to collect your tab *kicks down the door*

spongebob: squidward! that was so masculine ♡

squidward, flattered: uh, well, i-

[gaydelgard]

[eebie]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

[wizardpostsdotorg]

thank you jointsworth

[ohevoyev]

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?

[spacelazarwolf]

the other country boys. duh.

[newvegascowboy]

“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[iamthetruenhaz]

tumblr is a panelka

[chernobog13]

Frustrated by the failure of all their advanced weapons against Godzilla, the JSDF was forced to send in a kaiju-sized man armed only with an air compressor.

[c-53]

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[yournewfriendshouse]

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Hung jury = it means everyone in the jury has a really lorge penis.. Im a judge btw so I would know