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*DC Michael accidentally shoots himself in his nuts with a confetti popper when he finds out Samael is carrying Destiny* Ouch, pink confetti to my nuts!!!
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
michaeldemiurgosrpâ:
ckingsbury1967â:âCupid, yes, I remember now.â Cheryl giggles along with the baby.  âI always wanted to have children, you know, but I was never able to. You are so lucky.â
âOh, sheâs not my kid, sheâs Samaelâs kid. For a half demon, Destinyâs a real sweetie.â Destiny whines hungrily, so DC Michael bottlefeeds her⊠âHere, hungry lilâ one, time to eat.â
âOh, sheâs not yours, I see. Sorry for the confusion.â Cheryl watches the baby quietly.  âSamael? You mean the other angel, the one whoâs basically the same as Lucifer?â @michaeldemiurgosrpâ
âYes, heâs the blond angel who looks like me in an odd way, yes, he redeemed himself, shortly after, dad made him able to give birth as a punishment, but Samael grew to like his new self after he gave birth to little Destiny here, he has me here to babysit her.â Destiny feeds on her bottle, DC Michael smiles at her.
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
michaeldemiurgosrpâ:
ckingsbury1967â:
âIs that what you call a baby angel? A cherub?â Cheryl smiled at the baby, tickling the babyâs little socked foot.  âI thought cherubs were the ones with the little wings and the bows and arrows, you know, at Valentineâs time.â Â
âYes, Cherubs are baby angels, that one is called a cupid.â Destiny giggles a bit on being tickled. âGood girl.â
âCupid, yes, I remember now.â Cheryl giggles along with the baby.  âI always wanted to have children, you know, but I was never able to. You are so lucky.â @michaeldemiurgosrpâ
âOh, sheâs not my kid, sheâs Samaelâs kid. For a half demon, Destinyâs a real sweetie.â Destiny whines hungrily, so DC Michael bottlefeeds her... âHere, hungry lilâ one, time to eat.â
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
michaeldemiurgosrpâ:
ckingsbury1967â:
âOh, sorry.â Cheryl stepped back, blushing and sheepishly grinning.  âMy bad. I didnât see the baby there. Sheâs adorable.â @michaeldemiurgosrpâ
DC Michael smiles⊠âItâs ok, Destinyâs a very quiet cherub, she only cries if she needs something, but sheâs very playful.â
âIs that what you call a baby angel? A cherub?â Cheryl smiled at the baby, tickling the babyâs little socked foot.  âI thought cherubs were the ones with the little wings and the bows and arrows, you know, at Valentineâs time.â @michaeldemiurgosrpâ
âYes, Cherubs are baby angels, that one is called a cupid.â Destiny giggles a bit on being tickled. âGood girl.â
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
âOh, sorry.â Cheryl stepped back, blushing and sheepishly grinning.  âMy bad. I didnât see the baby there. Sheâs adorable.â @michaeldemiurgosrpâ
DC Michael smiles... âItâs ok, Destinyâs a very quiet cherub, she only cries if she needs something, but sheâs very playful.â
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
Weâll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.Â
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldnât not reblogâŠ
3,531,544 non-Hanâs
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Hanâs
im not hans
by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site
Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??
Where are you Hans
Weâll find you Hans
Come out, come out wherever you are HansâŠ
hans canât run forever.
Hans, stop running, we will find you, it is inevitable.Â
We will find you, Hans.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaans!
COME OUT HANS WHERE EVER YOU ARE?
why is everyone after the Hans
Probs because of all the s**t he pulled in Frozen, but Iâm not him so it ainât my problem >:3
just asking but if Hans scrolls past this then how are we gonna know????
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
DC Michael is comforting baby Destiny after a bad dream woke her!
"There there, little one. A dream can never hurt you because it isn't real."
Again with Tumblr wrongfully terminating people!
Samael locks himself in his room! âI turn back into Samael and now one of my husbands wants to be a DAMN PRICK and try to divorce me?! I didnât do anything to deserve such mean treatment!â Samael cries!
DC Michael comes in and gently hugs his twin brother to him⊠âThere, there, my little brother Samael, donât cry, if he wants to divorce you because you chose to be your original self again, he neither loves or deserves you!â
Samael snuggles up to Michael like a newborn cherub! âY-youâre right, MichaelâŠI loved him, but that wasnât enough for him, he wanted me to stay Lucifer forever!â
Michael cuddles Samael... âShh, itâs ok, baby Sammy, big brotherâs here now, donât tak to that arrogant prick, you know he canât stand angels, need I remind you of him trying to trap your baby girl, Destiny Constantine, in hell when she decided to be an angel?â
Samael locks himself in his room! âI turn back into Samael and now one of my husbands wants to be a DAMN PRICK and try to divorce me?! I didnât do anything to deserve such mean treatment!â Samael cries!
DC Michael comes in and gently hugs his twin brother to him... âThere, there, my little brother Samael, donât cry, if he wants to divorce you because you chose to be your original self again, he neither loves or deserves you!â
Lol
DC Lucifer:Michael, do you know where my keys are? DC Michael:Your keys are up your ass and to the left!
New Rule For All Blogs!
No blogs that plug sex emulation games are permitted to follow or interact with all of the munâs blogs!
People who own these kinds of blogs belong in Hell!
What kind oâ demon possessed these people tâ make âem create such nasty blogs?!
Keep your unholy blogs OFF of Tumblr, sickos!
Lol
Michael*his Gamecube BIOS is corrupted and the cube looks like itâs turned into a flashlight*:The cube turned into a flashlight! Destiny Nightstar:Gamecube Flashlight:Coming in 2022!!
If someone they care about is being bullied, how do other Michaels deal with the bullies?
I scare them straight by saying âGodâs watching you, if he sees you being so mean, youâll incur His wrath!â
The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
OMG, Tumblr is deader than a door nail tonight!