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*DC Michael accidentally shoots himself in his nuts with a confetti popper when he finds out Samael is carrying Destiny* Ouch, pink confetti to my nuts!!!
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
michaeldemiurgosrp:
ckingsbury1967:“Cupid, yes, I remember now.” Cheryl giggles along with the baby. “I always wanted to have children, you know, but I was never able to. You are so lucky.”
“Oh, she’s not my kid, she’s Samael’s kid. For a half demon, Destiny’s a real sweetie.” Destiny whines hungrily, so DC Michael bottlefeeds her… “Here, hungry lil’ one, time to eat.”
“Oh, she’s not yours, I see. Sorry for the confusion.” Cheryl watches the baby quietly. “Samael? You mean the other angel, the one who’s basically the same as Lucifer?” @michaeldemiurgosrp
“Yes, he’s the blond angel who looks like me in an odd way, yes, he redeemed himself, shortly after, dad made him able to give birth as a punishment, but Samael grew to like his new self after he gave birth to little Destiny here, he has me here to babysit her.” Destiny feeds on her bottle, DC Michael smiles at her.
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
michaeldemiurgosrp:
ckingsbury1967:
“Is that what you call a baby angel? A cherub?” Cheryl smiled at the baby, tickling the baby’s little socked foot. “I thought cherubs were the ones with the little wings and the bows and arrows, you know, at Valentine’s time.”
“Yes, Cherubs are baby angels, that one is called a cupid.” Destiny giggles a bit on being tickled. “Good girl.”
“Cupid, yes, I remember now.” Cheryl giggles along with the baby. “I always wanted to have children, you know, but I was never able to. You are so lucky.” @michaeldemiurgosrp
“Oh, she’s not my kid, she’s Samael’s kid. For a half demon, Destiny’s a real sweetie.” Destiny whines hungrily, so DC Michael bottlefeeds her... “Here, hungry lil’ one, time to eat.”
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
michaeldemiurgosrp:
ckingsbury1967:
“Oh, sorry.” Cheryl stepped back, blushing and sheepishly grinning. “My bad. I didn’t see the baby there. She’s adorable.” @michaeldemiurgosrp
DC Michael smiles… “It’s ok, Destiny’s a very quiet cherub, she only cries if she needs something, but she’s very playful.”
“Is that what you call a baby angel? A cherub?” Cheryl smiled at the baby, tickling the baby’s little socked foot. “I thought cherubs were the ones with the little wings and the bows and arrows, you know, at Valentine’s time.” @michaeldemiurgosrp
“Yes, Cherubs are baby angels, that one is called a cupid.” Destiny giggles a bit on being tickled. “Good girl.”
🖐️🍑
DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
“Oh, sorry.” Cheryl stepped back, blushing and sheepishly grinning. “My bad. I didn’t see the baby there. She’s adorable.” @michaeldemiurgosrp
DC Michael smiles... “It’s ok, Destiny’s a very quiet cherub, she only cries if she needs something, but she’s very playful.”
reblog if your name isn't Hans.
2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!
We’ll find you Hans.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because hans cant.
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.
I couldn’t not reblog…
3,531,544 non-Han’s
Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.
3,697,721 non Han’s
im not hans
by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site
Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??
Where are you Hans
We’ll find you Hans
Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…
hans can’t run forever.
Hans, stop running, we will find you, it is inevitable.
We will find you, Hans.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaans!
COME OUT HANS WHERE EVER YOU ARE?
why is everyone after the Hans
Probs because of all the s**t he pulled in Frozen, but I’m not him so it ain’t my problem >:3
just asking but if Hans scrolls past this then how are we gonna know????
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DC Michael jumps, but keeps a tight hold on baby Destiny all the same. (Yes, this is when she was a baby cherub.) "Careful please, I'm holding my niece, I don't want to drop her, or Samael will give me hell for it."
DC Michael is comforting baby Destiny after a bad dream woke her!
"There there, little one. A dream can never hurt you because it isn't real."
Again with Tumblr wrongfully terminating people!
Samael locks himself in his room! “I turn back into Samael and now one of my husbands wants to be a DAMN PRICK and try to divorce me?! I didn’t do anything to deserve such mean treatment!” Samael cries!
DC Michael comes in and gently hugs his twin brother to him… “There, there, my little brother Samael, don’t cry, if he wants to divorce you because you chose to be your original self again, he neither loves or deserves you!”
Samael snuggles up to Michael like a newborn cherub! “Y-you’re right, Michael…I loved him, but that wasn’t enough for him, he wanted me to stay Lucifer forever!”
Michael cuddles Samael... “Shh, it’s ok, baby Sammy, big brother’s here now, don’t tak to that arrogant prick, you know he can’t stand angels, need I remind you of him trying to trap your baby girl, Destiny Constantine, in hell when she decided to be an angel?”
Samael locks himself in his room! “I turn back into Samael and now one of my husbands wants to be a DAMN PRICK and try to divorce me?! I didn’t do anything to deserve such mean treatment!” Samael cries!
DC Michael comes in and gently hugs his twin brother to him... “There, there, my little brother Samael, don’t cry, if he wants to divorce you because you chose to be your original self again, he neither loves or deserves you!”
Lol
DC Lucifer:Michael, do you know where my keys are? DC Michael:Your keys are up your ass and to the left!
New Rule For All Blogs!
No blogs that plug sex emulation games are permitted to follow or interact with all of the mun’s blogs!
People who own these kinds of blogs belong in Hell!
What kind o’ demon possessed these people t’ make ‘em create such nasty blogs?!
Keep your unholy blogs OFF of Tumblr, sickos!
Lol
Michael*his Gamecube BIOS is corrupted and the cube looks like it’s turned into a flashlight*:The cube turned into a flashlight! Destiny Nightstar:Gamecube Flashlight:Coming in 2022!!
If someone they care about is being bullied, how do other Michaels deal with the bullies?
I scare them straight by saying “God’s watching you, if he sees you being so mean, you’ll incur His wrath!”
The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.
OMG, Tumblr is deader than a door nail tonight!