[hawke]

Happy Fields of Mistria 1.0 Launch Day!

[pineconeeaterr]

I saw this photo and my brain neurons clicked.. Let this be my first opinion on the new Halo remake

[michaeljesuscaboose]

I didn't think Masters of the Universe would be so... peak. Genuinely.

[quackysprouts]

zombie leon instinctually eats anything that moves (that is non-human), even after he regains partial lucidity.

[leon-kennedy-offical]

…I don’t like muzzles..

[cracklewink]

god’s honest truth 🍎

[maskedmenloving]

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[palmolli]

I think the Zelda fandom has an issue with babying Link and pitying him at every turn, yet many are very quick to point fingers at Zelda for tripping or messing up when the weight of an entire kingdom and more is falling on her shoulders as well.

Like with Skyward Sword Zelda and Hylia. "She used him!" Okay, well, it was either use Link or the apocalypse begins and everyone super dies horribly. Necessary choice that she also expressed extreme guilt for having to make.

Grown ass men also LOVE to throw tomatoes at Ocarina of Time Zelda, who was literally ten years old. Just... what? Seriously??? You do the shit she had to do at her age without making a mistake, good lord.

OH, and Breath of the Wild Zelda, a teenage girl who had her father constantly looming over her shoulder and berating her over something she genuinely couldn't control, PLUS projecting his own insecurities onto her and repeating gossip she should NOT have to have on her conscious.

She was constantly struggling at her duty, which has been hung over her head and drummed into her skull her entire life, so when she sees Link, who appears to have just waltzed into his destiny with ease, she gets annoyed and raises her voice at him literally ONCE.

"SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!!!" "BITCH WHO DESERVES NOTHING AND SHOULD DIE!!!" "CALLOUS AND UNCARING!!!" "SELFISH!!!" "STUPID!!!"

Ohhhh my GOOOODDD. 🫩🫩🫩🫩

[linksthoughtbrambles]

I'm going to add to this and say it drives me insane when people blame Zelda for causing the timeline split at the end of OoT. I've heard all sorts of versions of this, like She banished her hero from her! or She caused devastation in the adult timeline when Link wasn't reborn! that kind of thing, and always as if she knew that was going to happen. And the thing is...

DO THEY REALLY THINK SHEIK SPENT ANY TIME THINKING ABOUT TEMPORAL MECHANICS??!?!?!?!?!

No!!! Of course not!!!! Sheik was a ninja-in-hiding, not a physicist or sci-fi author!!! And she wasn't like Skyward Sword Zelda, who actually remembered being Hylia and might have been like "Wooah! Wait a second, this could cause a spacetime paradox!"

I 100% headcanon that when a truly-adult Link never wandered out of the woods to join her in the adult timeline, that OoT Zelda was utterly devastated, not understanding at least at first what had happened. Had Link died as a child? Was he angry at her, and never came to find her?

And maybe... maybe later... she starts to understand that she tore time apart.

All that said, I absolutely do baby and pity my Link. Poor lil guy. He gets all the turds.

(Literally. I mean the Koroks literally shit on him. Or I suppose they pick up their turds, saving them maniacally until they can place them into Link's unsuspecting hands.)

[palmolli]

TTTHHHHHAAAANKKK YOU for these tags about Hylia. I've been saying ts 😔 Genuinely think so much of the Hylia hate is rooted in misogyny, and then the other half is misunderstanding her entirely. And with that manga where she tells Link they're gonna be reborn together forever unconsensually, which people get on her ass for all the time... THAT MANGA. ISN'T. CANON. + condradicts skyward sword itself.

Demise was the one who ACTUALLY did that, but nobody's gonna point fingers at him! It's always HYLIA'S fault for everything for not stepping in and saving Link and Zelda from having to deal with Ganon or Aghanim or Majora. SHE'S DEAD BECAUSE SHE BECAME A MORTAL WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HER OML (I've even seen people say Hylia's the one putting them through everything due to this mindset??? No, that's Demise ur thinking of, guys). Plus, she's NEVER said to be omnipotent and all-knowing, THANK YOU. SIIIIIIIGH.

Man does something? Woman fault.

with Revali I just personally think he's Groose if Groose didn't get the chance to turn over a new leaf, lol... not exactly lol bc he died, but yeah, that's just my opinion with him.

[linksthoughtbrambles]

Yes!!! Link is cursed by Demise, not Hylia. Zelda had absolutely zero control over that.

I can definitely see Revali being BotW's Groose who never got his redemption arc.😂

[stormsthatrage]

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

[suppermariobroth]

Various early concept art for Mario's design in the 2023 Super Mario Bros. movie.

Source: Travis Ruiz

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[michaeljesuscaboose]

Kinda wish tumblr had mute function like discord because if someone is annoying but otherwise harmless, I don't want to outright block them. I just don't want to see them be annoying.

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[aroaceanarchnid9130]

[precious-silly-thing-deactivate]

MERET OPPENHEIM: RING WITH SUGAR CUBE, 1936–37 / 2003

[indirectcomedian]

xena gave us trans drag lesbianism as a treat

[autisticexpression2]

There are layers to this. Earlier in the episode, Xena discovers her secret while they're sharing a locker room. A woman she has got naked with turned out to be trans. It's the exact scenario terfs are always fear-mongering about, but Xena just shrugs it off.

Also, the kiss was a big deal not just because it was gay but because the trans actress was HIV positive. They wanted to show the world that you can't contract HIV just from kissing someone. Bear in mind, the AIDS crisis was still fresh on people's minds in the 90s.

Happy Pride.

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[sanguine-humor]

btw, idk if this will be seen by any of the countless people who already have seen and reblogged this post, but heres the original guide posted on how to make the chibi-rocky! the OP also has a separate guide for a more accurate rocky, though obviously less simple of a guide than the little thingy shown off

(im surprised this post gained any attention, haha, if i had known i would have just shared the guides, the more handmade pebbles in the world the better)

[michaeljesuscaboose]

Watching Logan and immediately following it with Deadpool & Wolverine is one of the greatest film experiences I've ever had in my life

[general-george-washington]

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

[absolxguardian]

Please, enlighten us

[general-george-washington]

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

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