Michael Sewey

I Youtube for a living, kind of. I host a silly daily sound off called 'TBR' and have just started vlogging to show my journey! I like to talk, make inappropriate jokes and just be silly. Make me laugh and you'll have my heart :) Current city - Winnipeg, MB Canada!

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Singing With Headphones On Challenge - Someone Like You

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michaelsewey

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Singing With Headphones On Challenge - Story Of My Life

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Headphone Karaoke - One Direction 'Story Of My Life'

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My Cheating Fiance..

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I had a dream last night that Jensen Ackles kidnapped me. Well by kidnapped I mean he walked by and I hooked myself around his leg like an Orangutan. Tried as he might my grip was LOCKED.

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I have no idea when I started vibrating instead of laughing.

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First spell in the book of shadows I'm putting together. I thought it would look cooler if it was in a different language. So I made one. It's based off of English so it's pretty simple. This spell is 'destruction'

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Wich one do you belong to? nwn~ 

Military police \(^-^) 

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Military Police :)

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Eating pizza while I make up a language for a book of spells I am making.

Pretty sexual New Year's eve.

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Since I started watching AHS Coven the amount of candles I've used has gotten out of control..

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The episode of Criminal Minds that I'm watching has a really hot killer.

This is not helping my bad boy complex..

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I will answer any questions anyone has.

-Life

-Sex

-personal

Every question in my inbox will be answered.

I aren't scared.

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The nice thing about having walls around you is that, eventually, the only way to look is up.

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There are dreamers and there are realist in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realist would find the realist but…more often then not, the opposite is true. You see the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists… well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

Cameron, Modern Family (Episode: Punkin Chunkin)

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OH MY FUCKIGN GOD

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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MY EYES!

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Who else is spending tonight by themselves!

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Just me, box o’ wine, Criminal Minds marathon and Tumblr. :)

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shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

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Be prepared to participate in no dick december

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be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

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I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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At least vibrators don't come with sweaty balls that keep slapping your butthole.