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I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?

Ernest Hemingway (via help-n-quotes)

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A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.

Irish proverb (via help-n-quotes)

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My name is Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive. During the day I’m just an ordinary son of Jupiter, but at night I am still that, but also shooty lightning

Shooty lightening.

Hire a Tall Guy™

@luckycharmspeak

Safe

ok here’s an explanation I’m done now

mcpunnypants-blog

I love how we all know exactly what this is about

starkweather-moore

Dammit, I already had my worldview completely rocked, don’t re-rock it back now that I’ve gotten used to it again.

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… That would explain a lot more.

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My name is Lisa.

I’m five foot nine. My hair is long and it’s dark brown. I wear leather a great deal, high boots always, and sometimes glove-soft vests and even leather skirts now and then, and I wear lace, especially when I can find the kind I like: intricate, very old-fashioned lace, snow white. I have light skin that tans easily, large breasts, and long legs. And though I don’t feel beautiful and never have, I know that I am. If I wasn’t, I wouldn’t be a trainer at The Club.

–Exit to Eden by Anne Rice (aka Rampling), 1985

Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

–My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie, 2006

vraik

#g o d#that can’t be a real Anne rice quote

*”Rampling” was Rice’s pseudonym while she was writing erotica, mainly for this and the Sleeping Beauty quartet

lumensuperbis

i mean ….

lestat is on the my immortal train too lol

the960writers

Anne Rice hates fanfiction! My Immortal is a satire of fanfiction about the fiction from an author who hates fanfiction. This makes everything even better.