Excuse me but can Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman please get a Jewish girlfriend.
Like very openly Jewish girlfriend who goes to synagogue for Shabbat Services every week, who keeps kosher, who debates Torah and leads a Torah study group at her synagogue.
Maybe she even is a teacher at a Jewish school. (middle or high school age)
And she and Diana will be walking hand and hand and all her students will come up to her and be like Morah so and so hi.
Jewish girlfriend with Jewish name like the sounds goyim always got trouble pronouncing.
Also like short girlfriend who gets very impassioned about Jewish history and will like just be going on about it.
And Diana got that emoji with heart eyes look.
Like Jewish girlfriend who shows Diana how to find hecsher on food and Diana will speak hebrew with her.
And they have Shabbat meals.
Jewish girlfriend where we take the stereotypes of Jewish women and spin it so it is seen as a strength and positive.
Jewish girlfriend who like hey why don’t you invite your friends from justice league over for Passover Seder.
And on Purim Diane dressup with her gf and gf is wonder woman for Purim and they crack up bc like inside joke.
And all the jewish grandma are like nu so when is the wedding
And Diana got to go somewhere for like justice league business or something so the gf is like here take some food just in case and like its a suitcase of food.
and Girlfriend is like hey lets go visit your family and like packs food bc idk diana do you have kosher food on the island
also like yes im brining my first aid kit i don’t care if you all are good at healing what if chas v'shalom something happens it is better to be prepared
also i’m not great at healing so there is that
“Diana I just saw your fight on tv and are you ok do you need anything, are you hurt or you hungry, i’m gonna make some matzah ball soup either way and there is some roast leftover from shabbat. is there anything you want me to make. you know what i’m just gonna cook a few things just in case and what you don’t eat we can freeze or you can take back with you.
like that batman he looks like he could use a home cooked meal what with the frowning all the time and the flash he is too skinny so i’ll make some stuff for you to bring him because he needs a little meat on those bones”
basically lets give wonder woman a Jewish girlfriend please and thanks
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