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My name is Michelle and this is my blog. I like things that make me laugh and good movies.INFJ

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when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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when u finally land a shot on that one enemy player who’s killed you twelve times already

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Oh please, The Lord is my father’s name, just call me Cross Guy

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When you’re down to your last few pokeballs

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man listen

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and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

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i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

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My sister: ugh, my ear is ringing.

My dad: answer it.

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Overwatch Sprite Sprays pt2

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the worst!!! thing!!! is having certain names POISONED for you……every time you hear That Name your gut twists and you feel sick and unsettled or angry

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