M1ch3lleTh1rdE7e👁️🩸

I know Tumblr better than my relatives 😬

[kidhellion]

painted this early last year and REPAINTED it again because i can never be satisfied and my art style keeps changing

anyways i hope we get to have a relationship with ortega like this!!!

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would say this.

[ryan-sometimes]

Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would’ve rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there’s a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up

[ryan-sometimes]

Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There’s a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito’s Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There’s a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

[david-de-bergerac]

[diabowlicat]

[ryan-sometimes]

Y’all have been making such good additions to this post

[nopiedraws]

It's been raining lately

[prince-hydrangea]

*haughty reverberated sigh*

I haven't post my art here in AGES but I am breaking my silence because Sorry Were Closed has me by the heart ❤️ I've already beat the game twice and am on my third run now @cbedfordart I have been following your art for years and it has been such an inspiration to me, I'm so glad I got to play your game!

[snailsaalt]

[velvetvortexxx]

guys... I really think she's into me

[badboyaffirmation]

i played this game a few weeks ago, i really like it 🥹

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[oswednesday]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[tinkeys]

first suits fanart. im like super normal about them of course.

[lamialee]

You begin to whistle a tune. Spit flies from your mouth to your moustache, your chest, the ground before you… No sound though. The lieutenant must think it's rather funny. He smiles and quickly turns away. You keep blowing. "That's right. Just keep at it, it will come to you." He's gloating at you. Oh, it's so easy for Mr. Teacher!

With his lips puckered the lieutenant lets out a beautiful melodic trill that puts even the Insulindic thrush to shame. You hear the sound echo on the large body of water. Clouds race across the spring sky and suddenly you just feel better. About everything.

Okay, okay... that's way better than what you did.

[dumpster2001]

do the bender

[cishetlou]

no bending units allowed

[dotsdrawsss]

Tomodachi Life redraws<3

[pangur-and-grim]

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

[pangur-and-grim]

I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[kholdseid]

[sighinastorm]

As dandelions to sidewalks, so onions to refrigerators.

[the-haiku-bot]

As dandelions

to sidewalks, so onions to

refrigerators.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[micnicmabel]

Ok, that's one hell of a haiku.