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Monique / She/Her / 27 Naruto, cute animals, current events and things that bring me joy! Asks are welcome!

[beemosketches]

Funny coming from the guy that wears blue armor...

Anyway, I have a headcanon that the Uchiha have a Very Specific Blue for their clan and it would Signify Things if Tobirama were to wear it.

[uchihaprodigy]

Kisaita Week - Day 7  ↳ Haunted

[somekisamestuff]

This made me cry so hard. I’ve always wondered if Kisame went there to see his friend one last time…

[mulherrviado]

Don't ever talk to me or my two dads again

[equikage]

orochimaru: the first hokage…..

hashirama: :D

orochimaru: he’s different…..

hashirama: :D

orochimaru: i can’t let my guard down even for a second…..

hashirama: :D

[batfamfiction]

I am not a Jack O Lantern.

My name is Lewis!

[patchworkpoltergeist]

Lewis~

[sandersstudies]

I’m screaming. I asked my students to pick a familiar character (Santa Claus, Little Red Riding Hood, SpongeBob Squarepants) to imitate for a game and one of my students chose “Lewis.” ALL my students instantly picked up on the reference and began saying this quote back and forth to one another.

I am just now receiving this context. I thought for sure this was some character from a film I missed but nope. Target decoration

[humoristics]

People actually boarded flight 666 on Friday the 13th to HEL

[uncle-mojave]

Hel yeah

[10sokii]

if you’re still taking requests, sasuke and snakes perhaps? or cats? nyway hope you’re having a good day!

i like to believe he adopts a cat at some point he deserves a kitty friend

[junsui4089]

The Puppeteer

[drill-teeth]

You know. Some people could really stand to get more comfortable with the idea of “you shouldn’t say that because it’s mean”. Especially with really common body shaming and straight up bullying lines.

“You shouldn’t make ugly bald jokes because what if a transman on T sees it!”

“You shouldn’t make virgin jokes because what if someone who’s asexual sees it!”

How about you just don’t make them because they’re mean. How about people can be balding or a virgin for a number of reasons and also don’t deserve to be routinely made fun of. How about saying that the reason you shouldn’t make x joke because it spares x specific identity’s feelings also let’s them know that you actually have no problem saying or thinking bald people are ugly or virgins are stupid or etc but you’re just not saying it in front of them. How about you understand this kind of body shaming and bullying especially in a very public setting online are always going to have way more unintended damage to people who did nothing wrong than damage to the person you’re upset with.

Sometimes the best reason to not make a bad joke like that is because it’s fucking mean.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[emerald-imperial]

please look at my cat’s feet

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

how could they possibly have predicted this

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I literally can't stop watching these

[escondidx]

[boktai]

[matara-okina]

GENDER NEUTRAL THINGS TO CALL YOUR PARTNER

Samado

Snudder Mado

Cushie

???????

Shoosh

??????????

???????????????

Peepo

[foxmulderplayingbasketball]

I love that Victor Frankenstein goes to class like three times before he’s like “hmm I bet I could make a new person out of a bunch of dead bodies” and then basically never shows up again #college

[caitlinfrisk]

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out