[kai-strophics]

Canon gay rep is good, really it's good but oh...it is OH SO boring....Pass the Queerbait cocaine....

[hustlerose]

he's got the burnt up crispy pussy. the bbq grill marks on it pussy

[michirumer]

i'll be so fine and cheerful and then BAM hit with the fucking [it'll be lonely, won't it.....]

[the-softsignal]

judgement

[michirumer]

tag yourself as my wip titles lmao

[torturelabyrinth]

dashboard simulator may 2023

mutual 1: fuck this stupid job im killing myself

mutual 2: Isn't it so crazy how we're all getting older and our bodies are breaking down and we all know we have to start living healthier and better but we're just stuck in a terrible cycle and the patterns are repeating and repeating and repeating

mutuasl 3-5: I need kpop boy hole NOW

mutuals 6-7: I need weird old man hole NOW

mutual 8: Send roman roy to the reeducation camp

mutual 9: [painstakingly detailed director's commentary on the fanfic they just posted]

mutual 10: I can't stand [mutual 4]'s ass

mutual 11: who else 4loko drunk at work on a wednesday at 11am!!!!!

mutual 12: fuck this stupid grad program im killing myself

[luulapants]

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

[submitpolls-archive]

in appearance, do you mostly take after your mother or father?

mother

father

like exactly 50-50

Voting ended onMay 24, 2023

[quicktimeeventfull]

i would like it to be known that i am not a misa apologist. i am instead a celebrator of her horrible, unhinged and atrocious behaviour. she killed celebrities for weird little scandals, was 100% down to murder her dear friend for a boy she had met two seconds ago, planned to kill the shinigami who loved her for literally no reason at all, and showed up at light's house still undecided on whether she wanted to be his girlfriend or murder him while his mom made tea for them downstairs. i think she is delightful.

[michirumer]

insane people will get on tumblr every day and come up with the most unhinged death note hannibal aus known to man. and said unhinged aus will go so incredibly hard.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

when observed, are you. . .

a wave?

a particle?

Voting ended onMay 19, 2023

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

oh my god you're so right

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[cantfuckbracket]

Can't Fuck/Bad In Bed Bracket - Semifinals

Light Yagami (Death Note) versus Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Light is a pale Japanese man with brown hair, shown with an exaggerated grimace; and Snape is a white man with long hair that looks greasy. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]

Who is the LEAST fuckable and/or the WORST in bed?

Light Yagami

Severus Snape

Voting ended onMay 16, 2023

Propaganda:

Light Yagami: "Man is too up his own ass for anyone else to be." / "everyone wants to be his bitch but hes gay and obsessed with the second worst guy ever (light himself is the first worst guy) women are THROWING themselves at him but he just doesnt care if he saw a vagina he would kill himself immediately and he hasnt seen a single dick in his life either not even his own"

Severus Snape: "Thinks being a dick to 11-year-olds twenty years after the fact is a reasonable response to a woman not wanting to sleep with him"

[oregano-gremlin]

for @mapsareforbraindeads's madoka magica au!

[tooies]

how is the word "cellphone" pronounced

chel-po-ne (CORRECT and GOOD answer)

kaey-poen (WRONG and BAD answer)

something else (????????)

see results

Voting ended onMay 20, 2023

[tooies]

was originally gonna go with "dog" but decided to go for a longer word with more "reasonable" mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a

[tooies]

it was a bit of a self-own

[tooies]

READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS

why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with "more 'reasonable' mispronounciations"? what could the quotes around "reasonable" indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?

op writes that the post "backfired" and now "half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this." what might the word "backfired" mean in this context?

what words could "self-own" sound similar to, and how could that relate to the rest of the post?

[xcatmo]

just let the magical lesbians be happy I am begging 🙏

[palant1r]

making matsulight femslash to bait @sailormaya into tolerating it like wrapping a pill in cheese to feed to a dog

[palant1r]

haha what if the character who was metaphorically haunted in the ending was literally haunted haha