microdisiac

In a state of constant self discovery

[daintylifter-deactivated2015060]

Can't wait to start lifting again!

I’ve had a break from lifting for about 4 months now due to my circumstances (I’m too chicken to lift in a new environment which I don’t feel secure in). Yes I did lift a few things here and there in this span of four months, but probably less than 20 items I would say. Just a week more and I can’t wait to lift my heart out again. Clothes and make up, come to mama. Can’t wait to do a giant haul.

[lord-kitschener]

You’re a shitty, spoiled brat who fucks up the lives of store employees to get your hipster thrill. Find something actually useful get a thrill from or go fuck yourself. Actually, just go fuck yourself, period

[dentalgoth]

I read this and was like jfc let this sis bench press in peace but then I realized it was about shoplifting lmfao

[weloveshortvideos]

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[stability]

I swear you couldn’t make some of this shit up 🙄🙄🙄

[daily-dose-of-doggo]

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[tarpo]

I never wanted this video to end.

[do-over]

Pure joy in movement. 🐶

[mk2-titan]

@rosextract

[see-arcane]

doggo in motion

[watson-emma]

Emma on what feminism is and the talk about her bra less Vanity Fair shot.

[polarbeararmy-deactivated201812]

Seriously wtf is wrong with people.

[sebatisanstan]

[bioware-critical]

so i’m watching stranger things rn and honestly? bless this diner guy

[bioware-critical]

why can’t i enjoy nice things

[az-5-deactivated20211025]

[whiskandwhittle]

[vijara]

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

[etereas]

This is some 2017 mood

[hiphopocliedes]

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

[creativereadingfanfiction]

I love this description of tumblr.

[hustleinatrap]

In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN. 

She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!

Congratulations!

[fukkce]

lmaoooo

[batcii-archive-deactivated20210]

how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say “nah he’d want to be a wizard cop”

[hugisak]

#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)

[tattooedsiren]

#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #‘ugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAK’ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and they’d all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sigh—except it’s fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldn’t have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyone’s questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like ‘professor potter!! i can’t get my patronus to work! help me!’ #and like they’d go home at the end of the year or for break and their parents—who ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like ‘merlin i don’t know?? potter’s such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movements’ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)

[saywhatjessie]

Not to mention it would be an ultimate Fuck You to Voldemort, who put a curse on the teaching position in the first place.

Like, Jo, I don’t want to tell you how to do your job, but COME ON

[timemachineyeah]

I already queued this but also, you do this, but still have Ginny become a famous Quidditch player. Imagine the first time Harry gets called “Ginny’s husband” before “the boy who lived” or “the chosen one.” Imagine how fucking pleased he’d be.

Imagine the first time a student comes up to him looking starry-eyed and Harry’s thinking “Oh no” because he doesn’t want to talk about Voldemort or the war but instead this little eleven year old is like “ARE YOU REALLY MARRIED TO WEASLEY FROM THE HOLLYHEAD HARPIES???!?? WHAT’S SHE LIKE?” and he’s like “oh thank god” because he could talk about Ginny all day. 

[optimysticals]

Yes. Good.

[microdisiac]

por que no los dos? every time I see this i’m like umm both? he could be an auror for a while and then retire from that to live a calmer life? like he’s an auror and then when ginny gets preggers he’s like shit I gotta be there for my kids because i don’t want them to grow up without a parent the way i did so i’m just gunna chill the fuck out oh wait i really enjoyed the DA meetings maybe i could be a teacher and wam bam professor potter

[thother]

she really outdid herself

[babesoftheworldunite]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

i really fcking hate whoever first made this post! like seriously… im tired of coming across it 😤 ima always hit reblog tho cuz fck that