I’m gonna publish PWP on AO3 under this Username

Trans masc non-man guy 21+

[microplasdick]

Are there any fics where the TF141 squares up against, say, James fucking Bond?

C’mon AO3, I can’t be the only one who thought this!

I recently watched a James Bond movie for the first time since I started playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare – the 141 would wipe the bloody floor with 007!

I know 007 has an obscene amount of plot armour. And I know Spectre isn’t his finest hour, over all. (I have watched all 007 movies and will watch them again, whether I want to or not)

But still, I couldn’t help thinking that any one from the 141 would wipe the floor with 007’s incompetent ass.

And now I want fanfic where exactly that happens. I don’t care about the how, you can Rube-Goldberg that however you want. I just want to see Captain Price or any 141 member wipe the floor with 007.

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Elon firing the people who were investigating if his brain chip was safe is a little on the nose with his intentions

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

The way that it’s a toss up if he wants to spearhead an experimental cyberpunk ass technology to be a hyper powerful corporate emperor like Arasaka from Cyberpunk 2077 but real or if he wants to be able to monitor and kill people remotely or both is fun

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

If you are “just asking questions” about vaccines but don’t see any problems with a billionaire putting a chip in your brain you have an evolved form of serf brain that medieval kings could only dream of

[microplasdick]

Why am I thinking “Mike Flanagan’s Netflix’s Fall of the House of Usher’s Victorine LaFourcade”?

[oneheadtoanother]

[nicknackrat]

"Saying this made me more popular so I'm gonna repeat myself to gain more followers"

Odd thing to say. Are they admitting they wouldn't give a shit otherwise???

[microplasdick]

I think OOP meant “last time I said this, I had 100 followers, now that I have 400, I will repeat:”

[charlesoberonn]

That's so fucking insane. Imagine getting a phone notification and it's classified war plans.

[charlesoberonn]

Imagine if they sent it to somebody less responsible or less trustworthy, and that person passed the info along and before you know it American soldiers are caught in an ambush and killed.

"but her emails!"

[charlesoberonn]

This is what they talk about amongst themselves after the attack instead of doing their jobs

Discord Server ass government

[charlesoberonn]

The war thunder leaks are nothing compared to this. Those leaks are stuff like instruction manuals and details about hardware capabilities (still classified, but not top secret).

This is up-to-date live info from the top brass planning of an ongoing major operation. Shared willy-nilly on an unapproved messaging app. Some of the details Goldberg was privy to had to be censored from the article because they're still highly sensitive.

[imadethisatage11]

Article link for the curious:

The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then t

[microplasdick]

German national news reported on this and NOBODY’S FUCKING CONCERNED HOW DEROGATORY THEY ARE TOWARDS THE EU/ EUROPE

Hello?! They were talking about military strikes and brought up they’re tired of “helping out” Europe?!

[microplasdick]

I fought with a TERF over on Facebook the last 2 days and she was all “oh I pity you” when I pointedly told her, her stupid bigoted ilk would call me a “trans-identified woman”.

Like, first she was all “thanks for proving my point because you’re hostile and insulting me, a pure cis woman” when I called her names because she equated chest binders to binding your feet

I admit it was kinda cathartic to just insult a stupid cunt and tell her to jump off the flat earth or smth.

I blocked her a couple hours ago (I drew the line at her “oh I pity you, you poor poor confused baby”) and just realised I didn’t take screenshots

But she came onto an ad for chest binders and made a remark about feet-binding. So of course I got vicious and insulted her seven ways to Sunday for being a stupid, ignorant cunt and I did phrase it like her identity as a woman is invalid - while defending trans identities - because I’m just that fed-up with terfs.

And I seriously wish transphobes just dropped dead.

[microplasdick]

I’m a freak, I need more porny fanart about the DCA

Fanfic are superb and all but gimme some visuals, I just wanna see a character get railed by a 7 foot tall jester animatronic

[trans-aegorose-culture-is]

Diversity win! A sex-averse aegosexual/ aego-ace bought a thicc monsterfucker dildo!

[yurinullification]

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

would you fuck the bear

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 2, 2024

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

[yurinullification]

IMPORTANT UPDATES: I just checked in with OOP

T L D R:

- The bears are NOT native to Michigan

- they won't get paid but this is of their own choice. They're well off money wise but personally them being small business owners is a bit of a turn-off

- frotting is a valid strategy

- jacking off the bear is NOT a valid strategy

- you stand no real risk of dying, if you need medical care it'll be provided without cost and minimal judgment

- the billionaire can't be extorted or reasoned with for more money. He dies shortly after the deed is done for a presumably non bear related reason

- you can apparently also get the money by convincing the bear to help you eliminate all car salesmen in the new England area? Starting to think OOP had a bad experience and is using this as a vent post

- bear can't talk but understands morse code, and human body language

- bear is anti racist and will eliminate the used car salesmen if they're racist towards anyone while you're having sex (?)

[microplasdick]

I’m turning 25 in a month and I decided I’m going to finally splurge on fantasy dildos (by neotori.com)

Only problem I have: I don’t know how much shaft/ depth I can actually take and the ones where the girth makes me blush are so loooong

Like, what use is a dildo that gets thick only at the bottom when I can’t take it deeper than 2/3 of the useable shaft?

Also knotted dildos. I’m just kinda hoping/ praying they were conceptualised with AFAB people in mind.

So, I’m not gonna go thick to the max but I did decide to finally get myself an equine dildo. That one will be too long, no doubt about it. But that’s also kinda the point of a fucking equine dildo

And yes, it is specifically equine-esque because that thought turns me on for some reason (yay for being a sex-averse aegosexual)

[gendertaliban]

Everything that is essential and mandatory should be free btw

[gendertaliban]

Food? Should be free. Housing? Free. Hygiene products? Free. Electricity? Water? Yeah you're not gonna believe this but

[microplasdick]

Psychiatric care? Prescription medication? Mobility aids?

And I don’t mean just the basic crutches you get thrown after you for $12, I mean the ergonomic shit that’s actually good for your weight-bearing muscles and your posture. Also, if someone requires a motor-chair/ power-chair, they should not be stuck with a manual wheelchair!

[just-antithings]

It's crazy how quickly antis went from 'sexualizing children is bad' (which is fair and true of REAL children not fictional ones), to 'sexualizing disabled people is bad' 'sexualizing ace people is bad' and so on. Like. Sexualizing something isn't inherently bad? It just means 'to make sexual' and doesn't say anything about dehumanization or fetishization or anything? Unless you think being sexual is evil or something. God forbid someone experience sexuality. Antis are one step away from saying 'sexualizing your partner is bad' and 'sexualizing yourself is bad' what if we want to be sexual?

👆👆👆👆

[microplasdick]

Hate to burst anon’s bubble but I have seen the “sexualising your partner is bad” take already

Knocking to see the devil etc etc. but that particular devil is already in the house

[zombie-jed]

Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum

[marypsue]

I desperately wish people would start actually reading the AO3's TOS before confidently making 'user guides' to the AO3 that are just blatantly, flatly wrong.

Yes the AO3 has banned content. They do not allow anything that's illegal under US law - though US law, importantly, does not ban fictional depictions of things - and they do not allow any commercial content. That includes your ko-fi link, or mentions that you do fic commissions. If you do post fic commissions to AO3 and want to mention the commissioner, the fic is a 'request' from the commissioner. This protects the AO3 and you from copyright law.

No the AO3 is not 'a creative fanfiction archive'. It is a fandom archive. Your meta, insights, and theories are absolutely welcome and encouraged there. AO3 also encourages you to post other types of fanworks, like fan videos, podfics, and art, but unfortunately isn't able to natively host those like it does text, so fic has kind of become what it's known for. That absolutely does not mean that other types of fanwork aren't allowed, or are discouraged by the site culture! Anybody who tells you otherwise is just plain wrong!

[rehfan]

And another thing:

IT’S AN ARCHIVE - A STORAGE SPACE

THERE IS NO ALGORITHM

IT’S A LIBRARY, NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE

So… (sigh) TAG YOUR FICS APPROPRIATELY AND PEOPLE WILL FIND YOUR STUFF.

That’s it.

[microplasdick]

I know I’m tangenting off a tangent but

People seriously need to learn how to fucking tag their bullshit!

I see so many (PWP) fics that have [tags] [written] [like] [this], either in the DESCRIPTION or as the fucking TITEL

THAT DOESNT DO SHIT! THAT DOESNT HELP ANYONE!

THAT! IS! NOT! TAGGING!

And it makes it impossible to filter tags out

Filtering for/ against specific tags is one of the best, most blessed features AO3 has!

And these fucking imbeciles make the filters completely fucking useless because some of them don’t even tag for an age-rating, not to mention content tags

Tagging your content is cumbersome, I know!

But horse plinko almighty, that stuff you squeezed [into] [the] [description] goes in the “Additional Tags” box and you’re good! I know it’s asking too much when I expect people to tag all relevant kinks and/ or possible trigger content. I know I need to be wary and might get “jump scared” by untagged content.

But if you don’t use the tags at all, I want to tell you, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, one PWP-writer to another, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU IMBECILE

[willgrahamscock]

Hey tumblr maybe instead of flagging queer people’s posts you could take down ai art of celebrities nudes which they did not consent to, from the TRENDING page.

[willgrahamscock]

If you do this you should kys, I don't care because these are real people who are being violated. AI is advancing to the point where the line between 'this is fake' and 'i'm not sure if its real' is getting thin and this shit is becoming more and more accessible. This can ruin someones life.

[willgrahamscock]

And if you think "well we can tell its fake" okay congrats you missed the point. They didn't consent to having a near perfect replica of their likeness pieced together to form your ideal image of a nude body by a program with stolen art and photographs REAL people created.

Just because you're chronically online doesn't mean other people will be able to recognize AI art btw. If we normalize this happening to celebrities, you think it wont happen to everyday people? Wake up, it's already happening and mainly to women.

[bottom-growth]

If you are a victim of revenge porn:

As an adult

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

As a minor:

Take It Down

This service is one step you can take to help remove online nude, partially nude, or sexually explicit photos and videos taken before you we

[microplasdick]

Is this the one exception where we actually do mass-report NSFW blogs?

[just-antithings]

Sex addiction is a real thing, but those groups always take it out of the medical context it is. I treated patients that had that. An addiction is based when your every day functioning is impeded because you need to abuse/use your substance to the point it puts you physical and psychological danger. The guy that cannot do anything else all day than to beat off until he even has chaffing and need to use nettle home concoction that irritate skin and give you UTI to even feel anything is a thing and not what all those idiots are claiming an porn/sex addiction is like. An addiction is a sickness.

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[maid-of-timey-wimey]

Yeah, anyone presenting “porn addiction” as a widespread problem is generally doing the equivalent of thinking someone who buys a $5 scratch-off ticket every Friday is a gambling addict.

[olderthannetfic]

I think that one of the biggest problems that we have on fandoms is consistenly the loss of fandom and fanfiction etiquette. I started my stay on fandoms while I was 13 years old on 2005, and in those times people was more aware of "when in Rome do what Romans does" kind of thing.

I say this because with this whole Wattpad migration (as well with the Twitter/X migration), people instead of take a minute to learn how do we do things in AO3, they go with "screw it, I will make it as I know how to do it". When we used to use forums, there was always a post remarking the etiquette of the site in question, along with the usual etiquette like always tag propperly, put the corresponding warnings, etc. But every site has its own way to do it!!!

AO3 has their guidelines very clear on what does means every icon, how to use the site and everything. And is not that hard!!! Why do we, the people who had to read before the guidelines and see how the site worked by ourselves, take time on our lives (because we are adults now) to teach the Wattpad refugees how to use a site that shows you how to use it by itself?

We learned how to use it seeing others using it, we read the rules and everything, we spoke to people who was regulars, why can't they do the same? Why are they so entitled?

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[microplasdick]

I was frustrated to the point of almost tossing my phone across the room

I was looking for PWP earlier today and unless I went straight into a tag to filter on, the results were fucking full of this

[M4F] [Tag#1] [Tag#2] [Tag#3] [Tag#…] BULLSHIT as the motherfucking DESCRIPTION

At face value these utter bullshit entries had neither tags nor a description, just a title and an author’s name

And from a glance, it looks like a fucking shitton of people did this useless bullshit

I have to assume this “““tagging system””” comes from Wattpad, square brackets and all

I assume I wouldn’t be half as pissed off as I am if they at least used the Archive Warnings anyway but no, some of those fucking idiots didn’t even use the Rating function

I know I should have reported every single one of these imbeciles but I was looking to get my rocks off and wasn’t logged in

Still, that moment of utter rage at this ignorant incompetence… ugh

[just-antithings]

Just anti things: appropriating the children's rights movement by arguing that children should be allowed to go wherever they want and further arguing that the presence of children in those places allows them to control the normal adult behavior of adults in that space.

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