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[newsandstuffisee]

[bottom-growth]

buffy the vampire slayer would wipe the floor with lestat du lioncourt. i think.

[bottom-growth]

also buffy summers could be a world famous vampire rockstar but lestat du lioncourt wouldn’t last five minutes w Dawn as his little sister.

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buffy the vampire slayer would wipe the floor with lestat du lioncourt. i think.

[bottom-growth]

lunch i was looking forward to was less good than i hoped.

millions dead billions injured

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[smokingchagga]

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

[bottom-growth]

i am NAWT victim blaming but it is incomprehensible to me to order anything from taco bell w lettuce cause thats where i go for my mysterious brown slop

[boybeetles]

My pussy is cursed i think. My sex toys keep breaking

[petzah394again]

Pitcher plant pussy (pesis gone)

[boybeetles]

My pussy is free bottom surgery, I will break any penis put inside me

[hillbillyoracle]

give me the beat boys and free your plums I wanna steal some of the icebox ones this is just to say

[bookshelfdreams]

hey so - we frogged your boyfriend. The pattern wasn't working out and we'd rather use the materials for something else. Yeah, we unraveled all of him, wound him into balls and put him back in the stash. Sorry. You can help us pick out a new pattern, if you want.

[bottom-growth]

Blank spot on the wall in my insane maximalist room. 👀

[mizuform]

[treecitysessions]

[unalivejournal]

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself

[carlyraejepsans]

tragic! trans person no longer merely tolerating the act of existing just now realising their entire wardrobe is ass

[berrytart]

oh god shes collapsed someone get her a thai iced tea and a bowl of tofu pad see ew STAT!!!!!

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[yukiyu4]

mhmm garlic bread 🤤