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[kittenhop]

[thyfl3shconsumed]

@pansyfemme

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[heartpdf]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[maidthings]

QUICK TURN ON TUMBLR. ANY BLOG.

[spicypolls]

Are you queer and into biting?

Yes, I'm both queer and into biting.

I'm queer and NOT into biting.

I'm NOT queer and I am into biting.

No, I'm not queer or into biting.

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Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

[pjackk]

Who wanna tell me im a pretty little fag for pride mounth

[noelle-ism]

[cassiebnuy]

rice cooker dog

[lucy-mandy-maryjane-and-me]

My boyfriend brings me the best care packages 🥹

1.75g Coke, 3.5g Ket, 7g Cannabis, Xanax and Diazepam 🥰

[pjackk]

Wish i had him

[contemptible-scoundrel]

HE LIVES

[contemptible-scoundrel]

more so we just recovered the body. hes still dead as fuckk

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[tj-crochets]

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember”  And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

[tj-crochets]

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

[tj-crochets]

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!”  So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

[tj-crochets]

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

[tj-crochets]

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

[tj-crochets]

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

[tj-crochets]

Happy pride month!!

[holysoltemplito]

q genia tu abuela ojalá todas las abuelas del mundo sean así

[stark1lling]

Posting wasp propaganda because my ass is seething yo!

Update! Edited background to be lighter for better legibility, usually use grey backgrounds for artwork and forgor that it probably wouldn’t be great to read!

[morelike-agayna]

@waspsinyouryard

[apolladay]

What is your favorite gemstone?

diamond

corundums (sapphires & rubies)

moissanite

rutile

alexandrite

garnets

spinel

peridot

turmaline

aquamarine

peridot

other

Remaining time: 4 days 36 minutes

There is no "quartz" option because that's simply too encompassing (citrine, amethyst, agate, jasper...)

[riverpiracy]

[noahkahanblog]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[bottom-growth]

if you remember nothing else, remember that it’s not the best ideas that catch on, or the best writers that get popular, its the writers who understand how to manipulate your attention. this doesn’t stop being true because the subject is social justice.