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lobotomycas

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

lobotomycas

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

kimwazak

I'm doing an art fight again!! Come fight me!

An art gifting game

#art fight #art fight 2025

yubels-deactivated20210922

ghost-from-retro

Would you dance for me, big man?

FKRKOL I'M GIGGLED SO HARD AT MARIA'S COMMENT, what a queen. So I drew James awkwardly standing-holding pole for her (and mine) satisfaction

gorlassar

Speaking of Art Fight, here are a few attacks I did this year! Not everyone is on Tumblr, so I'll do my best to tag/credit characters

1) Cecil, for @blueberry-pixels 2) Keahi, for crunchessy(Twitter) 3) Vangloria, for gaerss(dA) 4) Kasia, for @rrustellar

gorlassar

Here's a few pieces of Addie that made it to Art Fight, in case you wanted to know what he looks like from multiple angles. Or multiple skeleton levels.

He's just a depressed artist living on a dead, alien world who accidents himself into supernatural powers along the way.

You'll be seeing a lot of him as he's the main protagonist of our webcomic!

gorlassar

OKAY! Cover and plot reveal time for the webcomic I've been working on. Thank you all for bearing with me while I ease into using Tumblr again.

Adric grew up on a thriving but doomed Earth. Nowadays, survival on humanity’s last functioning colony is tough. Luckily he finds a little supernatural help. Check out Ares’ Folly on Tapas! Updates with one page weekly (and monthly bunches on Webtoons for those who prefer a mobile format).

I'll likely be uploading pages in bunches here too with links to previous/later pages added as we go. For now, you can check out the first page on Tapas: Ares' Folly on Tapas

And if you feel like supporting me and my co-creator @cryophase in the long run, please consider checking out our Patreon page. Subscribers get pages and other content early! Ares' Folly on Patreon

Hope you all enjoy going on this long, crazy journey with us 🫡

gorlassar

Should be no surprise at this point, but keeping up with social media is difficult for me. Fell in and out of a couple of fandoms, did my first Art Fight, and started a HUGE new project. I'll post a more 'official' announcement with links and everything at more acceptable internet hours XD But given that I've been particularly neglectful of Tumblr and the community here, figure I should do a quick run down and share some of the art and such. So for the last couple years, I've been working with @cryophase [friend, writer, and general cool person] to create this sci-fi/supernatural/post apocalyptic story, ARES FOLLY

This is Adric. He's a struggling artist with daddy issues who's just trying to survive on an deserted alien world. And he might end up stumbling into supernatural powers.

and Harper, whose main goal is to use her training in engineering to help her new broken home world thrive!

We’ll be using both Tapas and Webtoons, and it will be ongoing and available for FREE [there will be links if you wanna support us and the comic, but I'll post those with the rest of the links]. But will share official links later today, for now it's just my rambling to those of you who are still here [AND THANK YOU FOR THAT!!!}

beemovieerotica

Do u not enjoy tasting things

true story my spouse made me start chewing my food more often and I was shocked at how flavorful things are. I'm 32

redrook

when he first started dating he was sick a lot, and told me about a family legend that they were cursed with stomach problems because his ancestor was a samurai who had failed to commit sepukku, and now they all needed to experience the pain that he should have

and then one day we were having dinner and I was like. hey. are you not chewing your fucking food

and then I met his family. and they all just unhinge their jaws like snakes. horking shit down like wide-eyed seagulls at the beach

anyway he mostly chews his food now and the ancestral samurai's curse has left him

beemovieerotica

correlation is not causation

couriernewvegas

who wants to go with me to the evil dead cabin dunkin

professionalpansy

the-masked-hunter

They really went there huh.

cugzarui

@acelacealex i thought people should see this

#get a load of this

stemmmm

never forgive trigger for what they cut

stemmmm

aeonlamb

started ranting abt this to a friend... i'm still so irritated that they didn't include this

sindri42

It also emphasizes how different this is from the magic we've seen from her before. Like, it was a major, albeit comedic, plot point that her water walking spell doesn't even work if your hair is too dirty. She isn't super particular about hygiene just because she likes to be clean, or thinks it's icky otherwise, this is a serious practical concern that her magic doesn't work as well without that purity. A difficult spell, requiring precision and with high stakes for failure, you would expect her to spend an hour beforehand fastidiously sterilizing everything involved like she's about to do brain surgery.

But this isn't that kind of spell. This spell is playing by an entirely different set of rules. This is magic that was created by, and for, people who are soaked in blood.

luisonte

Siéntate en la silla que es muy cómoda

inkedberries

wizardarchetypes

The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.

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wizardarchetypes

What’s really killing me is the storyline here. One of the friends is delighted to absolutely eviscerate him, whereas the other one looks pained. And there is a subtle overlay of Thanos’ line, “I’m sorry, Little One.”

While one member of the game revels in the destruction of his opponent, the other regrets it. But only for a moment. Just as quickly, he begins to smile. Was the regret mocking? Or did his mask slip…. What is their history? What are their bonds? And why is one of them so gleeful to sever them? What brought them to this moment…