Mmmmicrowave

I am not responsible for the bullshit that I write

[microwave-thoughts]

Dude I somehow forgot I have tumblr I got a notification from it and I was like how??? I don't even have an account

In conclusion is my brain ok how the fuck did I forget

[louisegluckpdf]

i need to smoke a joint with him so so bad

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[lilacandladybugs]

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

[improbablecarny]

collage of female characters that people have used to “prove” that there are too many masc women in media

[moonstruck-stormy-deactivated20]

[lesbianboyfriend]

i love when girls kill everyone who ever wronged them. more girls should do this

[distantvoices]

Schiaparelli Spring 2023 Couture

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[screamelot]

[lordascapelion]

Holy fuck that’s even more inspirational

[thepersonalquotes]

[steamywitch]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[stantler]

Did your mother take you to get your ears pierced as an infant/toddler/child

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 18, 2023

Also put in the tags your ethnicity

[keratinh]

[thenewborndeity]

Ok so i watched this muted first and thought "wow. Someone had to spend so many hours in this game to get familiar enough with the physics engine to pull this trickshot off. Impressive".

Then i watched it again with sound out of curiosity and started giggling as i realized exactly how wrong i was.

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[hyomyoungkim]

dog rotation

[only-tiktoks]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Me when they go into what appears to be a microwave:

[stoertebeckersreisen]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

@renniegade

[shutyourmoustache]

[theblackparadeisdead]

Christ alive

[parasocialanxiety]

i love how only a FRACTION of these have any recognizable gendered cultural meaning and yet she has built that meaning in herself and keeps them completely separated

[aurpiment]

[largishcat]

This post haunts me because some of these names are, like, fine?? But some of them are HEINOUS. And it makes me think this woman actually has no idea what makes a name cool or not, and just had a dictionary open when she was filling out the birth certificate. Like Fern? Fine, already a name. Oak? Totally fine, I wouldn’t blink. But if you name a fucking girl fucking Vessel, that is a hate crime