Midnight to the rescue! \(owo)/

Heya! My name is Midnight | ♒ | he, him | I am the leader of the Vulpes Union party Guiding Light! I am also a cosplayer and artist! You can ask me anything! May answer some asks w/ art (sorry if it's sloppy ahahaha) ;w; DM me if you want to join my party! **IN THIS HOUSE ONE DOES NOT SPEAK ILL OF TAVROS/RUFIOH NITRAM, MALLEK ADALOV, KARAKO PIEROT AND ZEBEDE TONGYA AND ALL ANCESTORS RELATED THEREIN** //Main acc is @morning-star-sempai but I may make this my main now//

[mid-matzutaki]

wow I haven't been here for a hot minute

[gem-tavvy-deactivated20260403]

just a lil hc for mallek once he's off world <3

[gem-tavvy-deactivated20260403]

i know i haven't started those "homestuck/hiveswap guys drawn sexily" reqs til now BUT!!! here's an adult brawler xefros!!!

[gem-tavvy-deactivated20260403]

this was supposed to be off world marvus but it kinda just looks like normal marvus. whoops

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while...

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one...

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It's funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are... idk if it's an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it's gotten worse

[schrodingers-anarchist]

I'm sorry, can we circle back to the guy that called Puerto Rico "Port o' Rico?"

[lemonsweet-moved]

Why do ppl keep saying that they make a mean dish why's it gonna be mean why does every thing have to be evil 😔 so much hate in the world

[girlballs-archive]

i make a tender, caring roast chicken that'll kiss you so so much

[indoorvoices]

I make a mac n cheese so good you could fuck it

[straycatj]

Does Japanese have a phrase similar to "toe beans" for cat toes? J-san has some lovely toe beans :)

にくきゅう！

にほんの 毛のない大きいねこも にくきゅうすき！

It's niku-kyuu(肉球) and Japanese also love them!

[fortidogi]

and the crowd goes wild

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

[mid-matzutaki]

its the "just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist" for me im- 🤣

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[8uttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[transmechanicus]

A lab coat is a type of lingerie

[kittykat5090]

op what does this mean

[transmechanicus]

It means i’m breaching lab etiquette and OSHA regulations by the dozen by looking mad cute next to the chlorine laser.

[osha-official]

"Mad cute" you say? Okay, I'll allow it just this one time

[dream-fighter]

OSHA?!

[demo]

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[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

this is the oldest post on all of tumblr, posted in october 2006 before the website even launched publicly in 2007.

[adobe-outdesign]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bogleech]

Some notes don’t get it… Yes that is literally what it is, the idea that working less is just morally wrong.

[libertineangel]

Not just that, it’s also very important to keep people exhausted so they don’t have the energy to learn, organise, do anything other than put what little free time they have into corporation-fed escapism because that way the status quo can’t be threatened.

[outofcontextdiscord]

[guerrillatech]

[omghotmemes]

At a conveyer belt sushi restaurant.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

The appropriate response.

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist