Third Times A Charm

Midas is my name, posting garbage is my game.

[midasmachiaveli-blog]

Hiatus

Schools starting up so I’m not going to be active on here for awhile.

[inactiveart]

❁

[drdessertfox]

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

[lonelyroad1988]

[queenwhiskey]

Chain chomp evolution is weird because they barely changed anything but now their much cuter and way less scary.

[wumblr]

chain chomps lost their vestigial forward facing eyes after generations of forced domestication led them away from their predatory nature

[distinguishedbaloney]

[trueliefde-remade]

MOB-

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i think about that all the time when I indulge in “what if I woke up in this story world” plots.

sure in theory I’d have fun in Middle Earth but how am I gonna describe Vampire Weekend to them

[zsnes]

[onceiwashere]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

why do i use my teeth for everything. i literally have a knife on me at all times but when something needs cutting my immediate instinct is to use my mouth. what primal urge to just TEAR THINGS, to REND AND WRENCH them with my JAWS disallows me to stop for one FUCKING second and think about how much my parents paid for me to go through having braces

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

[feenyxblue]

Portal(2007)

[egberts]

kadabra following you is literally terrifying

[anachronic-cobra]

[remanedur]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[lieutenantjeneral]

pharmacy school RA boards be like..

[my-badgerpride]

Do Nurse Joys have to memorize this?

[merlin-arsonist]

I don’t if it’s more disturbing if Pokemon sound like drugs or that drugs sound like Pokemon.

[enchanted-elytra]

WHO GAVE THIS LITTLE KID GUCCI

[jostenyard]