all right then, keep your secrets

Personal information by coincidence only, sense made only by mistake

[deervsheadlights]

and they were roommates <3

pt 1 || pt 2

[jareckiworld]

František Kupka (1871-1957) — A Thought [oil on canvas, 1923]

[runawaymarbles]

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

[runawaymarbles]

Ok listen

[punkrock-bottom]

So be careful if you're wanting this touch, 'Cause if I love you, then I love you too much

[annabelle--cane]

no I am not "ontologically evil." this is a practiced skill that I actively fostered, it took work to get to be this evil, stop discrediting my efforts.

[ousia-poetica]

[hardwrench]

victor hugo was out of paris when his beloved novel les misérables was first published, so he telegraphed his publisher “?” to inquire about the book’s reception, to which his publisher promptly responded, “i still think you should have made inspector javert an elf girl”

[retroactivebakeries]

if you’re going to have viziers you need to have two viziers and they need to be the following viziers:

the vizier who is cold and calculating and utterly heartless whose only concern is how best to achieve your goals and uphold your ethical principles; and

the vizier who recognizes that 100% absolute understanding of objective truth is not the optimal percentage and will lie to you, convincingly, as needed to maintain optimal conditions

having a third vizier is always inadvisable, but if you are to have one, it should be the vizier who ensures that you are aware that all things are transient and suffering is inescapable.

if you have a fourth vizier, fire them. if you persist in your folly, make this one like a sexy maid vizier, because I want this post to do numbers.

five is right out

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[legendfinder]

I went to Loser Island and they knew you. They knew everyone. Everyone. They knew both of us. We were famous. Can't you believe it? We were famous. They wrote rpf about us. I think we should kiss

[greelin]

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Neighbour Cat got her claws stuck in my trousers and just sat there like this for several minutes trying to convince everyone that this was a totally comfortable position she fully intended to be in

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[important-cat-pics]

[shouldveagesago]

Tarragon "the Dragon" Snakeroot

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉