[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[strawberry-crocodile]

your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[dandelioncasey]

Well I've only heard of two so you're doing better than I am!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

I'm curious now since tumblr.com is home to such a specific audience and the list seems to be full of TikTokers and Instagramers. Is Instagramers the word?

Out of Rolling Stone's 25 Most Influential Creators of 2024,

how many names do you recognise?

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20-24

All 25

Voting ended onSep 4, 2024

reblog for a bigger sample size and also please tell me who, if any, you recognise?

[dopaminerjic]

jesus they werent kidding huh

[polpotpie]

What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle

[teaboot]

you've taught me to count blessings I didn't know were mine

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[mekanikaltrifle]

quick, tell me: is it a 'housecoat' or a 'dressing gown'?

housecoat

dressing gown

something else? Secret third thing?

Voting ended onAug 26, 2024

RB to see how others think-- also, what territory you're from and version of English you speak! (this is to settle a thing I am pondering)

[mekanikaltrifle]

in case you need further context: this beaft of yore

[redhead7675]

[im-mender]

bass pro slop

[im-mender]

It's bass pro slop tuesday once again

[pansyfemme]

i don't think youtubers should be allowed to advertise online therapy or credit cards or prescription hair loss treatments. can you sell me a candy bar or something

[cupidpatch]

acrylic painting of my loves !!

[sameji]

[deadpan-snarkeet]

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

…

Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

[angemonn]

this slow ass man cannot be fr 😩

[that-one-support]

Making his way downtown

[tsukuyomishirabes]

[beebot2]

i forgot about terrible comic day. heres one called "4 guys"

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

seeing tweets from biden is crazy cause they're so precisely manufactured by his social media managers to make him sound perfectly presidential and lucid and then he's out in public struggling to speak and stay awake while standing up

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

alternatively: biden goes into low power mode when appearing in public so he can use more of his brain on crafting tweets while floating in a sensory deprivation tank

[thebigcomed0wn]

im so serious if you cant imagine a single female character u like or you coincidentally only care about men or imagine that women are a different species of human that are impossible to draw or write about or relate to, You are the problem. its not because you’re gay it’s because you do not like women

[greelin]

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys