The Azerty keyboard sucks

The profile art and art on the background was created by me.

[enki2]

[fivepoint-12]

Hang this in an art gallery

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[theinfiknight]

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

[spidergroott]

i truly think the lego batman movie is peak humour

[plushworldz]

trust i got yall fr 💯💯💯

[wolfythewitch]

Doodles

[assignedmale]

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[biancalattei]

hail mary, full of grace, the lord is with thee

and so, repeat

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[babblingblueberry]

behold a man

[paramouradrift]

Diogenes would be so proud, y'all

[pavlovez-archive-deactivated201]

no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[sinhalcarol]

this is what reading the average silver age superhero comic feels like

[pastelplastic-deactivated202512]

needs at least three gorillas

[sinhalcarol]

of course how could i forget

[sinhalcarol]

this is what reading the average silver age superhero comic feels like

[pastelplastic-deactivated202512]

needs at least three gorillas

[sinhalcarol]

of course how could i forget