ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED
FIRST LOOK !!!

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almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap

Origami Around
Acquired Stardust
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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Keni
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Xuebing Du

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blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.

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@midnight-vermin
ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED
FIRST LOOK !!!
*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*
seriously? are you kidding me?
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.
*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*
You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.
Hello!
Howdy!
I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.
Sure thing!
And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.
Which do you mean?
The one with the… With the seeds.
What are they called?
Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”
Sure thing. Would you like anything else?
Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?
Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…
A… One of those right there!
You really must tell me, what’s it called??
I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.
Sure thing! Anything else?
That one there?
You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]
I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?
Do it!
[grunts like a pig]
That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!
Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]
my lesbian clown girls
my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit
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I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)
today's warm up: Making things from scratch on the old Holo is easy, anything to get away from the dead of the world, but making from memory? Much harder. Hurts more too.
happy pride month
this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.
‘Watchdog’ (1996) Nam June Paik
Saw a post of this shot from Where Is Everybody?, the first episode of The Twilight Zone, but it was split into multiple GIFs, which I think ruined the effect a little
Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal