V e r i t a s

Currently trying to take over the world.

[midnightjay]

Did you see watcher's social distancing and d&d?

yes!!! but i would really love to see a longer campaign (with longer episodes) where the players are in the same room together

[midnightjay]

i truly believe Watcher has the talent and capability to create some really cool dnd content 

[everythingfox]

Flying fox bat eating some frööt

[3000s]

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[soulflare3]

Can't forget announcing "Cow!" when there's a cow

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

[rwoh]

“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out

[midnightjay]

bro game changers got me dreaming of a mixed for fun all star match where teams compete in official valorant pajama merch

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[torso]

alongside online abuse, public threats, risk of expulsion from their university, and everything else, they are currently facing legal fees of up to £10,000 - and if they r found guilty at trial it’s 6 months of prison and a £5,000 fine - >>>>and you can donate to their paypal fund-raiser here<<< please consider donating what you can, just a little goes a long way!! 

[violentdevotion]

i saw that their gofundme was taken down and didn't know if there was an alternative at the time of posting thank you for sharing !

[mycannibalromance]

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

[mycannibalromance]

i was especially not built to be employed

[vethbrenatto]

Mighty Nein + Text Posts (III)

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[disrepute]

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

[doubleca5t]

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

who the fuck made this post

[midnightjay]

so i decided to revisit my childhood by rewatching The Labyrinth and im happy to report that Jareth the Goblin King is as hot as i remember him

[buzzkillbyrne]

if anything, he knows his audience

[popstarryeyed]

okay but the context makes it even better:

(link)

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

Stop glorifying the suffering of women for men. Fuck that shit. Leave his ass.

[comfyblackheaux]

Also stop glorifying our mothers, grandmothers,great grandmothers, etc because they “stayed” or “worked it out.” Some of them didn’t have the resources to leave their terrible husbands in the first place.

[cornchipminstrel]

[kingjaffejoffer]