hot mess

hi i'm mik, nice to meet u!

[migayla420]

IM SO FUCKING OLD. wydm ive had this blog for 14 years??????

[migayla420]

nurse she’s posting on tumblr again!!!!! anyways………even tho im the most mentally ill i have ever been in my entire life i had an amazing threesome yesterday . so at least there’s that .

[joomeefemme]

you're beautiful

[migayla420]

it’s really crazy that within the last three years two women i loved deeply dropped me like our time together meant nothing

[tpwrtrmnky]

[watching the United States do stuff the United States has done throughout its history] No... This isn't what America is about... America is about some other stuff, stuff that's more comfortable for me to imagine it doing instead of this!

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[francisforever2014]

12 year old me hearing “we accept the love we think we deserve” for the first time

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Tokidoki Unicorno "Drizzle"

[farmerlesbian]

ok. and why would it be bad to be horny? why would it be bad to look at a photo of boobs for a long time? why would it be bad to look at a woman and be attracted to her? why would it be bad to be turned on by seeing a woman? why would it be bad to think of a woman lustfully? and why would any of this make someone a bad lesbian? quickly.

[farmerlesbian]

i’m tired of the jokes that hinge on the assumption that it is bad to look at or think of a woman lustfully, that it would make you a bad lesbian, a bad feminist. that it is somehow bad to be attracted to a woman. its not. it’s not! look hornily goddammit! it’s a photograph, you don’t need to “look respectfully” look as long and as horny as you want! she or they can’t see you! please free yourself we don’t have time for this.

[farmerlesbian]

in fact, as a lesbian, i encourage dykes to look (at me) disrespectfully!!

[gyarutau]

my contribution to baby youtube trend

[sunbleachedbitch]

Me if I had a resteraunt on 14th of Febuary:

-> Homoerotic friendships eat FREE.

-> Couples pay double charge.

-> Lesbians eat free. Single or coupled.

-> Straight couples may or may NOT be seated depending on the boyfriend’s vibe. If he’s chopped and annoying, he will be asked to leave. The girl shall stay.

[blasesaint]

[1percentcharge]

I’m an omnivore but a hot take of mine (albeit not a hill I will die on) is that it was counterproductive to turn vegetarian/vegan into strict identities and shame anyone vegetarian-adjacent who eats meat once in a while as weak-willed or a hypocrite. I think someone who has a pork dumpling every now and then still exhibits discipline and has more in common with a vegetarian than someone who eats steak and bacon every day and turning reducing meat into an all-or-nothing thing just discourages people

[migayla420]

god i have GOT to top my bf….i need to buy a new harness….

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[mrsterlingeverything]

All delighted people... get those fucking cocks out... its friday...

[sillyrabbot]

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[friendof-dolly]