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they/she | cannot stop thinking about fictional dead gay wizards pls send help

[mightbeimpossiblenotto]

Reading a book and whenever there’s a sandy haired young man who is insanely hot without even trying despite being a dork: that’s Remus J. Lupin

[fractally]

I dislike that the sex condo plot is missing in the HR TV show, like I do get it, they probably couldn't even afford scouting another location or whatever. But the detail abut the sex condo that's so good is that the first time it's totally unrenovated except for the bedroom. Shane takes Ilya to this fucking construction site of an apartment and Ilya is like ????? what ????? and then Shane is like "dw I did make sure there's a bed since literally the only thing that I care about is getting fucked. don't let the door hit you on the way out btw"

Esp early on book!Shane is so fucking cold man, it's amazing

(The equally amazing thing is down bad loverboy of all time Ilya decides to take this move as ROMANTIC because he's like ✨😍 he bought us a building ✨🥰👬😊)

[mightbeimpossiblenotto]

Another important detail about the sex condo is Ilya is so excited to go to the cottage because it’s Shane’s actual space that he occupies as opposed to a hotel room or the sex condo, he’s finally allowed to see Shane in his natural habitat and he’s obsessed

[fractally]

I dislike that the sex condo plot is missing in the HR TV show, like I do get it, they probably couldn't even afford scouting another location or whatever. But the detail abut the sex condo that's so good is that the first time it's totally unrenovated except for the bedroom. Shane takes Ilya to this fucking construction site of an apartment and Ilya is like ????? what ????? and then Shane is like "dw I did make sure there's a bed since literally the only thing that I care about is getting fucked. don't let the door hit you on the way out btw"

Esp early on book!Shane is so fucking cold man, it's amazing

(The equally amazing thing is down bad loverboy of all time Ilya decides to take this move as ROMANTIC because he's like ✨😍 he bought us a building ✨🥰👬😊)

[mightbeimpossiblenotto]

YES practical horny Shane like yeah I got us a sex condo so we can have secret sex and I don’t have to worry about you being in my actual living space and Ilya is like 💕omg he must love me he bought us a building!!!💕

[daydreamingbambilesbian]

I really want to hold a girl's hand while we walk places together... interlace our fingers so we don't lose each other in a crowd.

[mightbeimpossiblenotto]

I do this all the time with my future wife… you’ll get there

[frankisnotademon]

Reblog to give your period cramps to donald trump

[coffeestainedstars]

lesbians for remus lupin

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have an extra gay 2026

[outromoonyy]

[outromoonyy]

Love a Wolfstar kiss like everyone but a Wolfstar hug? They are a necessity. It’s Sirius burying his face in the crook of Remus's neck just to breathe properly again. It’s Remus wrapping his arms around Sirius’s waist to keep him tethered to earth. It’s the way all the tension leaves Sirius’s shoulders the second Remus pulls him in. It’s Remus resting his chin on top of Sirius’s head and finally closing his eyes. It’s the feeling of finally finding the place where you fit.

[mightbeimpossiblenotto]

As much as I love shy, nerdy Remus and confident Sirius as a wolfstar dynamic…

I LOVE when Remus is the first to explore his sexuality and become comfortable in himself. I love when Sirius is so jealous that Remus is so content to be openly himself, while he’s sleeping with any woman that will give him the time of day in an effort to prove that he would never think about men that way. I love when Sirius can’t stand the sight of Remus kissing another man, or even touching another man, when it enrages him beyond understanding. I love when Remus allows himself to indulge in traditionally “feminine” things, like painting his nails or wearing a bit of eyeliner, and Sirius is so secretly envious he could explode.

And even more, I love when Remus is the one to make Sirius feel comfortable enough to explore himself and his identity.

[starrs-andcrosses]

Gomez Addams as Barty Jr and Morticia as Evan because Barty worships the ground Evan walks on and Evan is hot and nonchalant

[dear-ao3]

[meowbox18]

remus "eat out the rich" lupin

[outromoonyy]

The hottest thing a man can do is be Remus Lupin.

[mightbeimpossiblenotto]

I can’t handle marauders canon. Wym Sirius and Remus thought the other was the spy? Wym Remus spent 12 years thinking Sirius betrayed his best friends? Wym Remus had to watch Sirius fall through the veil knowing he would never see him again, even in death? Wym Regulus died thinking Sirius hated him? Wym James died protecting Lily and Harry and thinking they might live if he sacrificed himself? Wym Harry grows up alone in that horrible house with his horrible aunt and uncle and cousin? Wym Harry has to find family in friends because he has no one growing up? Wym Harry only knows Padfoot for two years? Wym Remus is Professor Lupin and not Uncle Moony to Harry?

[march-0n-mars]

forever switching back and forth between asexual/aroace evan rosier and absolute freak in the sheets evan rosier

[150-beats-per-minute]

Remus and Sirius 15 minutes after calling each other best friends

[carated1317]

omg this is @starsarestories' wolfstar 😭😭