Unnaturally Hydrated

hydrator, he/him. 21

[leshermes]

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[c-rowlesdraws]

her bluesky header & icon are so cute too 🥰

[jeffreycombspinealgland]

Today in Bologna two Italian policemen killed Abderrahim Fakir, a 43 year old man who was pepper sprayed, beaten up, tied and then suffocated to death. First responders on the scene just watched without intervening as he asked for help.

This is a tragedy.

Italy actively, shamelessly encourages and executes violence and murder of non white people.

The country needs to burn.

[fancy-strawberry-beard]

Fakir Abderrahim morto ammanettato a Bologna: iscritti poliziotti e sanitari per omicidio colposo

Primo caso di applicazione del nuovo "Registro Mod. 45 bis" per gli agenti intervenuti  

Video of Moroccan man dying while pinned down by police sparks anger in Italy:

[ueberdemnebelmeer]

Perché gli agenti coinvolti nella morte di Abderrahim Fakir a Bologna non sono indagati

La procura ha applicato una nuova norma introdotta dal governo con un recente “decreto sicurezza”

Man’s death during police arrest in Italy leads to street protests

ROME, July 20 (Reuters) - A man in the northern Italian city of Bologna died while being held to the ground by police trying to arrest him,

[jncos]

Theory: Gordon Ramsay died from the knives thrown at him in the intro to Kitchen Nightmares, all the restaurants in the show are his dying visions and half-remembered aspects of what went wrong and brought him to this point

[giugraphic]

Delicious Dungeon

[siquiet]

[saffitaffi]

[nutmegpoid]

tiny morgan

[summonfish]

[smiledog62]

when i get an epic win it makes me do my epic grin 😁

[harlequinalis]

A world without you there to guide it

[inkeatons]

Hello everyone! I have managed to find some clean cover art for delicious in dungeon, buried in some promotional italian pamphlet (JPOP Direct)! Some of the files were even separated in layers, i'll put it after the cut

[inkeatons]

searched a bit more and found also volume 3,4, and a piece of 6!

[kyregcy]

found ch1 nd ch2 thru here!!

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[wizardlyghost]

[karvina]

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

[pazlascabezas]

[arbellaart]

But what if it was PURPLE

[chuckuddin]

Jill Stingray

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that