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✨I'm James and I know wassuh✨

[ispyspookymansion]

“you are doing some cocomelon shit to me” is one of the greatest word combinations in recent memory

[glowcowboy]

holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror

[yourgothmom]

Ok but hear me out...

What if I'm scared?

[glowcowboy]

do it scared

[evilwizard]

ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura

[thiccr0mancer-deactivated202312]

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[thiccr0mancer-deactivated202312]

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[evilwizard]

ma’am please

[rednines]

[gayocats]

1163565318545

[wizardshark]

READY TO FIGHT. 116365318545 CIVILIANS DEAD

[iguessthisisheaven]

[unteriors]

S Walnut Avenue, Booneville, Arkansas.

[mayothompson]

You should always remember that when you’re arguing online, the person on the other side is sitting in virtually this exact room

[escuerzoresucitado]

[phemiec]

Me: shit who smoked all the weed?

my therapist, hannabis lector: whoa dude idk that’s crazy

[mightymajin]

are you still alive

yeah, if u wanna make sure I stay alive you’re gonna have to send me feet pics tho

[avvocarlo]

[buddwyer]

you can order birds in the mail shrink wrapped and delivered to your door. the future is amazing

[horsedestruction]

[epilepticsaints]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[darkwarlock707]

For those who thought that this was Nintendo baiting people into posting videos for them to take down, (as I initially did, admittedly), it’s actually people posting pictures of YouTube takedown notices. Nintendo didn’t bait anyone...They walked into a metaphorical garden rake.

[skyberia]

[wisemoder]

[vault-heck]

We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"

[hungry-skeleton]

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader