MIGHTYNOX

25/Male - I am a trash person that likes trash things

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[catchymemes]

[kwikemart]

This goes so hard

[jemanche]

i looked for this for so long

[dirgeofcerberus111]

I…I don’t have words.

[its-only-the-rain]

[terflies]

Transphobes on Twitter have started the tag #TransMenAreNotWomen.

No, that’s not a typo.

[radiqueer]

when you’re so transphobic you support trans people by accident but you don’t know enough about transness to course correct and it’s too late anyway

[lines-and-edges]

[queerfarmgremlin]

this reminds me of that one conservative Christian page that tried to be transphobic to a trans woman and ended up affirming her womanhood 😂

[thegreenpea]

This had so many turning points I had to take 3 minutes to understand

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[felixjasper-deactivated20200801]

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[thedicepaladin]

Me, the DM, laughing: Does a 24 hit? My level 2 players: dOesS A 24 HiT???

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

Just because that online test said that your best chance at being happy is a situation where everyone already likes you, but they mostly leave you alone except when they’re delivering food to you… that doesn’t mean you can hide in your room and wait for that to happen. That’s how hermits are made, Mae. And they die alone in the middle of winter. Waiting for pizza from friends they don’t want to see.

[silvahhauntah]

John: Let’s get back to- (thud)

Mark, beginning to lose it: (wheeze)

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[memewhore]

[windwaver]

[swankinftjuice-deactivated20190]

In HD too

[alwaystrill]

REBLOG FOR GOOD LUCK!

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

[pharahsgf]

i just misheard winston’s pre-match “can’t wait to see you all in action” voice line as “can’t wait to see you all in prison” and i thought they just added the funniest line in overwatch