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Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

MY FUCKING CAR

first kiss…………. ted stole bill’s hat and whoops! gay!

ink-shaming

air guitar with a bro is made better when the guitar IS your bro

⚡Happy Bill and Ted Day!! ⚡

reptile-girl

did you know if you cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with milk and shake it up and cut it in half and put sugar and chili powder on it and then heat it up you'll have a big disgusting mess and everyone will think you're fucking stupid

godisafujoshi

Your capacity for evil is showing

segamascott

does it make me look cute

themarginalthinker

Vampires don't work in human ways. They just don't, and the fact they often (though not always! Remember.) look so human, throws us off. But one must remember these things when interacting with them:

Vampires have 'mine' and 'not mine.' There is no 'maybe mine' or 'could be mine'; of they see something and determine it is theirs in their head, then they will act accordingly.

There is prey, and not prey, and pack. Prey can become not prey if proven dangerous to pack enough, or too inconvenient to hunt. Not prey is unfortunately only usually determined at the mutual creation of prey, so if they're not after you, they ARE after someone else, always. And you will not know if you are pack, until they determine you are theirs.

Pack is all. Pack is mate, and love, and hunt. Humans would die under such dense social parameters, but to a vampire, pack is their whole world. You cannot be pack, until you are, and by that point, you know. So not harm one, for you indeed quite literally harm them all. And at that point, you become prey.

Lastly, vampires have magic. It's not a magic like fireballs or making a fish into a cat. It's an old magic, that comes from blood and living things. If they say your Name you will come. If they offer you food and drink, you will crave more for weeks after, at exclusion of all else. If they sing and make music, you will never be able to recreate it. If you dance with them, you will taste blood. Just hope it's your own.

In many ways, through no fault of his own, Michael Emerson is a very stupid boy.

#the lost boys #YESSS YESSS YOU GET IT. THIS IS THE WAY I VIEWED IT TOO

pom3granates

paulie at the beach

#the lost boys

this-is-trans-joy

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

this-is-trans-joy

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.