[surprisebitch]

absolutely stellar

[purple--storm]

[elsewhereuniversity]

x

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RELATABLE

[samdirector24]

DAS ME

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE ARE JUST TRYIN TO PRETEND WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

*talking to a gay couple*

So which one of you is… you know… the one who doesn’t fucking text back?

[babyxbruiser-deactivated2024070]

Oh my god

[amateur]

Source

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[adulthoodisokay]

excuse me but:

[bardstardish]

where would we be withour kermit

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

[xorlada-deactivated20210223]

can’t believe y'all forgot

[yesyourstalker]

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE LOVE U KERMIT

[thebootydiaries]

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

[anxietyproblem]

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[smo-othie-deactivated20211104]

Wow why did this just tell me about myself

[alyssalikesspiderman7-deactivat]

why r u exposing me to myself i was not ready

[notcrazylimitededition]

The reality in this post is nearly offensive.

[unwisealistair]

[pr1nceshawn]

Turning Your Tinder Profile Into A Strip Tease.

[baby-lugia-deactivated20250102]

@slime-moon

[advanced-procrastination]

This dude is in 3008

[argumate]

I appreciate the level of commitment he had to this concept.

[beardset]

Lmao he’s in my class

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.

[son-of-drogo]

Why don’t you take care of all of it you purple bitch

[tumblrrr]

[elergythefox237]

Reblog the money thanos to pay off half of your debts and make life easier

[tumblrrr]

Don’t even trip.. I'ma take those off ya hands for you.

[sponges-do-dishes-at-midnight]

Reblogging to reduce gas prices by half

[tumblrrr]

[purple-buddha-project]

[persephonesecretlair]

Wholesome

[plumgall]

[spasianlove]

🖤😂🤣

[rustandruin]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[memescomedy]

[montereybayaquarium]

[weloveshortvideos]

[tumbylr]

The dramatic irony in this is incredible

[kaijubeast]

this is my new favorite video

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this video is the visual definition of hubris

[surprisebitch]

y’all here criticising Grimes for dating Elon Musk when you know DAMN WELL if you were in her place and Elon offered you his 6′4 ft tall multi-billion dollar dick, you will abandon your commie values and hop on it. dont be hypocrites!!