About Keyboardninja

My name is Michael ‘MikeMatrix’ Braun. I live in Germany and am currently a self-employed programmer.

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[teapots-and-hats]

FFXIV - Edda Blackbosom by eikomakimachi

Creepiest sidequests ever! (And poor Edda) Done for Halloween 2016 ^^ Final Fantasy XIV © Square Enix Media: Photoshop

[deathstrophywife]

I-it’s not like I wanna win or anything…

[aimlessme]

Tweet of the night

Things overheard in the music building:

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”  “Because fuck you that’s why.”  “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”  “Dude you should eat your lunch.”  “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”  “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”  “I’m thinking about dropping music history.”  “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”  “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

[teukiewookie]

“Theres no way a tuba can fit in that tiny ass locker.” “Not with that attitude.”

~somebody accidentally slams the piano keys with the backpack~ “Same.”

“It’s just simple stomps and claps.” “I’m a SINGER. If I could stomp and clap don’t you think I’d be SOMETHING ELSE?!”

“It’s a simple repetition.” “You’re a simple repetition.” “Shut the fuck up.”

[revanchistsuperstar]

Me (drunk in a practice room at 3am because I wanted to see how it felt to play trombone when I can’t feel my face. Also, I’m slamming the piano keys with my forearms): FUCK YOU I’M HENRY COWELL

[lizawithazed]

“I think the actors have been shortcutting through here again; I smell booze”

“what the fuck even is 5/4?″ “Mission: The Impossible Theme”

“radio feedback is absolutely a valid instrument” “spoken like a composition major”

[thegreatweissshark]

“Help my fist is stuck in the tuba!”

And my personal favourite:

-Awful noise-

“What was that!?” “My hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.”

[thecosmosknowsitself]

@caithes-blossom relatable

[alchemyalice]

*in full operatic soprano, vibrato turned up to maximum* 

“APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, JEANS!

 BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUURR!!!!!”

[topcat77]

Anne Lindberg

Notations,2014 

graphite & colored pencil on mat board

[loish]

my latest digital painting.

[dravanian]

[ffxivreactions]

Max level players going back to pre 3.0 content

[ms-dos5]

[thrillevans]

[1dhq]

‘tja’ is german for ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[imjustheretoreblogggg]

[explodingbat-deactivated2017072]

i want to move to a remote linux-only commune in the highlands

[intercal]

yeah, well, *draws line in the dirt* THIS is the systemd side of the commune

[0x125747]

Disgusting. Get out.

[intercal]

found the gentoo user

[christophermoran]

[drawing-bored-deactivated202312]

insert a tea-related gif here, if you must.

[bedjacket]

[otteroftheworld]

My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.

[dirtyfnafconfessions]

how does. how does this happen. how DID this happen

[giraffepoliceforce]

I love this story because this guy in the early 1800’s had so many great childhood memories of this tree and wanted to make sure it was protected no matter what. So he deeded the ownership of the tree to itself and everyone just went with it.

Then in 1942 this intense windstorm came and knocked the tree over. And people were bummed. But someone had saved an acorn from the original tree, so they planted that and now Son of the Tree That Owns Itself is over 50 feet tall.

And since this new tree is technically the offspring of the original tree it’s considered to have legally inherited the plot of land it’s inhabiting.

Two generations of trees owning land is amazing and if you don’t think this is the coolest thing get right out of my face.

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Early 1880’s. So basically this tree got its freedom & rights before Black people did! Man fuck this country forever!

Never trust anyone who posts cropped porn reaction pics

[moontouched-moogle]