mikeyy rocks

I'm mikey. I rock. that's all. Ask me a question.

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[miracleunique]

FOREVER ME

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[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

The last one!!! I’m DONE BYE 💀💀

[lgbtcinema]

OFFICIAL LOVE, SIMON (2018) TRAILER

[navigaero]

[navigaero]

If you go out and support this movie I’ll personally come to your house and suck ya dick

[everythingisuncomfortable-deact]

That mom at the end really made the entire trailer worthwhile

[gh0stvirgo]

I rly thought it was gonna b some generic ass Romeo and Juliet indie shit … I did NOT expect

[the-gayest-pathfinder]

jadlkjflakfjdaeia

[vaguely-humanoid-shadow-deactiv]

I’m not gonna lie I was screaming in pure joy when I first saw this ad because: 

1.) the “hey we’re going to be another quirky hetero rom-com about two outsiders finding lo– NOPE fooled ya our boy here is gay!” within the first 30 seconds. 

2.) “Why is straight the default and why are gay people the only ones expected to come out?” in such a mainstream advertisement. That is such a win in my opinion because we’ve all been talking about that very thing for years in gay communities and corners of the internet but I’ve never seen it so bluntly addressed in wider cultural forums.

[moonsandstar-s]

This is based off the book Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda, which you can purchase here. Go support the author HERE and spread this movie! 

[joshpeck]

this changed me as a person

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

I’m in tears!

[lady-fett]

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

[scullymosshart-deactivated20221]

my soul: saved 

[growlandpounce]

One of my favourites

[spooky-holtz]

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

[wetwareproblem]

EDIT: Okay, as it turns out I actually have Feels about this.

“What’s your name?” “I’ve never had one.”

Not only is this objectively the funniest line in the entire thing, but it also speaks to something deeper. Like, every bit guy who was in one scene gets a name. But not her, the ostensible star of the commercial. She exists only to feed her Hungry Guys. Her name is “Babe, we need more Totinos!”

That actually says… kinda a lot about heteronormativity and marketing.

[gynoidgearhead]

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

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[omega3]

OXNWINXOE

[tinarannosaurus]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

[erisatotheright]

@j-cuubz me and someone lmao

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[harvestmoom]

Me @ myself entering 2017

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

When you shave and ya hand just be on ya pussy all day for no reason

[baise-moibek-deactivated2021010]

Meeeee

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[kevingetem]

s/o to all the girls who still bumps 90s & early 00s throwbacks, i fuck w/ y'all heavy.

[pleasenopaparazzinophotosplease]

me 😊

[domsoldblog]

my friends/ boyfriends be hating it but idc lol

[lilbrownnell]

This is meeee 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[meanplastic]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Classy af. (via Iris_Elisabeth_)

[halharl-infigar]

Guess it didn’t work since that baby is roastin him

[juelzsantanabandana]

Leave Bobby Hill alone