Michael

29 Chicago They/Them Tarot reader, Gaymer, Racoon holding on by a thread Alt: @MimiKute

[wizardarchetypes]

this is so delightful

[threeninesfine]

[drchucktingle]

ITS THAT TIME AGAIN

[edgion-the-great]

My genius remains unrealised

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[bantlers]

I’m millennial enough to admit I am very tempted to just sell everything and buy one of those abandoned houses in the Japanese countryside

[bruzum]

[tolkien-shitposting]

[d--r--a]

[outofmy-league]

welcome to elmo’s world bitch

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

at the library and i know im supposed to be "volunteering" for "college credit" but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

just absolutely dogshit actually. i would be embarrassed

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

hes closing the yu-gi-oh website

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

hes opening twitter

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

ohhhhhh. thats pokemon porn

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

since this post is getting more notes than i expected i just wanna clarify that it was gay pokemon porn. i dont know enough pokemon to tell you who was bottoming but incineroar was topping

[testdevice]

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

[enby-denby]

They call it the Odyssey because it really do be Odd at Sea

[les-fleur]

La Collectionneuse (1967, dir. Eric Rohme)

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[lake-erie]

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its gigglebait. its hehebait

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[atokadeco]

[atokadeco]

For a second, I honestly forgot that conservatives would ever be on tumblr??? Like I thought we were all on the same page with fuck corporations, and power to the people???

[huge-tromboner]

Also min wage is definitely supposed to be able to support a person. Minimum is in the name, as in minimum amount of money to live. It’s just it hasn’t been raised for so long that it doesn’t do that anymore. But it was absolutely created as the lowest you could pay someone so they could still afford things.