MAYBE a loser

Mikey peepeepoopoo 🎃

[azaani-art]

SNIF

[simoneashley]

Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

[the-dracologist]

[mexican-texican]

Group of us were sitting underneath a staircase in the back of a bar huddled over the only table that would fit all six of us when my friend asks another for something in Spanish.

“A what??” Asks the second friend, Cuban.

First friend, Salvadoreñan, repeats while pointing at a straw. “A pajilla.”

“You mean an ABSORBENTE?” the Cuban says a little too condescendingly, because across from them the Colombian goes “Not a napkin dumbass, a pitillo” to which the Puerto Rican snaps “It’s a fuckin sorbeto, a pitillo is a joint” to which I screamed “Why do your people refer to it as Italian ice cream it’s a god damn popote what is wrong with all y'all” and that’s the night when we realized there’s 11 different ways to say “straw” in Spanish

[felixcloud6288]

This reminds me of the time I (a Floridian) was in a voice chat with A New Yorker, A Texan, A Canadian, a Brit, an Aussie, and a Brazilian; and the Brazilian was the only one not having any trouble understanding what anyone was saying.

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[creepish]

People will straight up call your cellphone and expect you to answer

[90-ghost]

One year gone

One year of killing civilians

One year of bombing hospitals

One year of bombing schools

One year of destroying a whole city

One year of starving people to death

One year of making people leave their homes to live in tents

One year and still the world just watching us dying

One year thousands are missing under the rubble thousands arrested with unknown future

One year of thousands of children lost either one of their parents or both

Thousands lost parts of their bodies

I can’t imagine this will continue for a year

Fuck this world fuck everyone

[cheddar-baby]

Go or don't my scarab idc

[valla-chan]

edging my scarab

[cheddar-baby]

didnt have to say that

[jame7t]

hi im a respectful high school bully, what slurs do you consider applicable to you?

youre gonna need to break out the new ones buddy

[toastyglow]

everyone keeps talking about old man yaoi. who is he

[soapkid]

non furries are so annoying about the semantics of calling something a furry. "erm wouldnt that be like.. a feathery???" its an avian and its still a furry. ok yes you can call the slug a slimy thats funny. but these are all fursonas. unless theyre not. i hope this hurts you

[ag-updates-and-archives]

caseyconemacphotogoffical L.S. Dunes | Furnace Fest 2024

posted october 9, 2024

[rthwrms]

when the patterns n cycles of time merge your two paths into one but in a :-| kinda way fr

[lakevida]

its like they always say: Id rather be eating oranges in the shower than imprisoned in a tower

[telegraphavekiss]

esofficialstudios: BARK BARK 🔊 ! That’s quite the shirt. I love lsdunes, every time they preform riot_fest they give us a show we don’t forget. #concert #musicfestival #music #live #alternative #rock #Canon #Color #Film #photographer #Chicago #Fall #Thursday #mychemicalromance #emo #fataldelux #music

[srsfunny]

[kawaiimunism]

Download Firefox

Install uBlock Origin

If you use Chrome, Firefox has a feature to import your bookmarks, passwords, and other data when you switch.

You deserve software that doesn’t hate you, switch to Firefox <3 🦊

[kawaiimunism]

Other good extensions:

Privacy Possum is an anti-tracking extension that not only blocks commercial trackers, it also fucks with them by generating nonsense data.

Forget Me Not is a cookie management tool that lets you choose whether/how sites can store cookies on your computer on a site-by-site basis.

Bypass Paywalls Clean does exactly what it says: allows you to bypass paywalls on news sites and the like.

SponsorBlock uses crowd-sourced data to block sponsored segments on YouTube videos. Now you never have to hear about NordVPN or Raycon ever again!

Breakthrough Twitter Login Wall is another “what it says on the tin” extension. It stops Twitter from trying to force you to log in, so you can browse anonymously in peace.

[bearsockz]

downtown

[lipgloss3ater-deactivated202605]

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this is a commission for @indagonightmare,, huge thanks for the twenty bucks dude🙏🙏