•mason•

{] Chaotic Neutral [} {] INFP [} {] They/Them [} {] Slytherin [}

[marisatomay]

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist:

[grimelords]

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

[37q-archive]

its been 2 years since hear it hurgling has changed my life forever

[mira4-deactivated20150320]

When's your birthday?

Why so you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[kirikatachibana]

Time to kick my own ass. Bitch had it coming for too long

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[riverofmemoriesft]

Born in 1999 and remember all of this. Particularly the dangerous scooters.

[babysza]

My childhood

[swaywithb]

Damn it I’m old. Wtf do kids use now?

[bealestreet]

@nervousbros

[fanonical]

if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

[jeremeyraytaylor]

Stan: so what’s it like dating Eddie?

Richie: i asked him to bring me a glass of water once when he was mad at me

Stan:

Richie: so he brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

[thewisebyers]

my hcs for the losers sexualities

bill: pansexual (loves eveyone but mostly his bf stan, has kissed richie at least three times but they’ve never dated)

stan: gay (he had a gf once but things didn’t work out. realized he was in love with bill. he wears makeup sometimes, at least a blinding highlight)

bev: bi but mostly likes girls (has kissed a lot of girls in college but ended up in a relationship with ben in the end(the love of her lifeeee))

ben: bi bi bi (wrong boy band but whateevveerrr, he dated mike at one point in time, but it was a mutual breakup and are still friends obviously, ends up with bev aka the love if his life)

mike: pansexual (doesn’t judge, has no time to judge tbh, he likes who he likes and doesn’t care, meets his soulmate in college)

richie: pansexual (has kissed EVERYONE in the losers club, stan almost puked, firm believer that guys can wear whatever the fuck they want(same as girls), he doesn’t wear dresses or skirts but his bf does, started dating eddie senior year of high school. before he got w/ eddie he was known as a player and dated around, bev thinks he was just waiting for eddie)

eddie: gay (is in love with richie, stayed in the closet for the longest time, afraid of his mother, starting dating richie before coming out, once out of derry he came out to the world, he literally shouted ‘IM GAY’ out reddie’s apartment window (someone yelled back saying ‘shit me too’), he wears skirts, dressed, makeup, but also dresses super casual (t-shirt and jeans), steals all the losers clothes tbh)

[beepbeepsunshine-deactivated201]

since I got so many notes on this… :)

•eddie is a small ballerina that does not take any shit from anyone + can totally kick your ass with his god damn feet pointed and not a strand of hair out of place

•he is the best dancer in his class and knows it

•he makes richie massage his feet every night when richie sneaks in through his bedroom window (bc richie’s a lil punk rebel)

•bc his feet hurt after hours + hours of rehearsal + can you imagine richie being so soft w/his bf??? cUTE

•eddie sometimes wears richie’s leather jacket to rehearsal and it completely devours him, the sleeves are way too long and it looks more like a dress on him, yet he wears it all the time anyway bc it reminds him of his lil punk bf

•he flips off anyone who looks @ him weird bc of it

•eddie used to think richie was just a wannabe punk loser bc his friends from ballet would say “you’re too good for him, do you sEE the way he dresses? what a freak” (sk8ter boi vibes lol) then one day richie got punched in the face standing up to bullies who were teasing eddie + eddie was like “wtf I had this under control until you messed everything up dumbass” as he’s cleaning up richie with the supplies from his dance bag & richies looking at him with total heart eyes <3

•richie leaves little notes for eddie in his locker that fall into his dance bag + cheer him up after a long grueling day of practice

•richie goes to every performance eddie is in and cheers obnoxiously loud whenever eddie is on stage no matter what the scene actually entails

•"you do realize I was supposed to be dying in that scene, right?“ “I’m sorry all I saw was my cute little eds shinning like a star” “don’t call me that.”

•richie drives eddie to rehearsal on his motorcycle some days if eddie is running late (he bought eddie a pale pink helmet & has a black one for himself)

•eddie listens to richie’s band & carries around a drumstick richie gave me that has a tiny E+R on it (richie is a drummer in this and has a matching drumstick to the one he gave eddie)

this was really long & probably awful but whatever :)

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[geekandmisandry]

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

[neverblogidly]

Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents

[wideopenhighway]

My boyfriend would be gettin’ hit with the baseball bat beside our bed if he ever woke up and said, “What is he normally?” about himself.

[geekandmisandry]

Then you would NOT have liked the time he pointed to a corner of our room while he was sleeping and said “they share a dimension with Earth and they take cats to eat them”.

[tharook]

I absolutely do not like that.

[jinxjuno]

My brother does this. His ex woke up to him sitting on the edge of the bed one night talking to someone and when she asked who he just pointed to the corner and said “him”. He then told her to move over so “he” could get in the bed

[dash-of-dark]

Visit Original Link

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[alexandrina-dragomann]

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

[starsovermyscars]

What is this masterpiece?

[sugarcoatedlimes-deactivated201]

10000000/10

[gilver-tblr-deactivated20200808]

@purediamondtrash for Sunny

[bluexbrownxrainbow-deactivated2]

@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

[ask-miss-prince-deactivated2017]

// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

[the-elf-sorceress]

YESPLEASE MM//

[bloodmxge]

@pirate-god

[occasionallygiveadamn]

@lauralot89

[trashi3y]

@neutralchaos1

[cleopatras-atlantica]

MY SEX SONG BITCH

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

Before listening: I’m a little scared of how into this people are.

After listening: IF THIS SONG WAS A PERSON, I’D LET THEM FUCK ME

[naomilotus64-deactivated2018082]

asdjfjshfoshdkshdjs

[charlieism]

I REBLOGGED IN LIKE A FEW SECONDS OMG

[himejoshikomaeda]

can someone please edit a horse to make it look less horrible

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

i have stared at this…. thing, this fucking DEMON for like 10 solid minutes trying to come up with some single phrase to describe fucking awful this is, and i just can’t. this is easily - EASILY - the worst thing i’ve ever seen in my life, and that includes the brain surgery i observed when i was in college. everyone on this site fuckin goes on and on about “cursed images” but i seriously feel like this fucking land shark is going to reach out of my computer and eat my face. if i saw a pack of these running towards me down a hill, i would do everything in my power to kill myself before they reached me. i would rather be eaten alive by rats then ever see this again. this is truly, genuinely horrible on both a physical & emotional level. all of this doesn’t even begin to cover how much i hate this fucking thing. this fucking hellhound. this goddamn long-mouthed…… fucking… fuck it. i’m not finishing this. i need to stop looking at this. fuck you

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

the sexual tension between you and the other bearded guy reaching for the same carton of organic free range eggs

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

you lock eyes

“you go ahead” what the hell did you say that for? that’s the last carton

you study him as he reaches for the eggs and you can tell he works out, you think 3 maybe 4 times a week

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

you notice his college lanyard. a student? you look up and see his wrinkled brow no a professor

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

“thanks i owe you i would have had an earful from my wife if i didn’t grab these” he chuckles as he puts the eggs in his cart

his wife? why do you care

you open your mouth to reply but you stutter

“y yea no problem m man” what the hell what are you so nervous for?

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

op please keep going

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

Op Please

[countrylesbian-moving]

[kittykat8311]

oh shit that’s all me

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[doujinshi]

[dark----blue]

@salemsbat