Miko's Sanctuary

20. Female. Pagan. Pansexual. Switch. I'm a crazy cat lady, a gamer, and a lover of anime.

[kitty]

[sushinfood]

FLOOFLE TAIL

[thebibliosphere]

“I put my phone down and can’t find it”, a saga.

[thebibliosphere]

“Want me to call it?” “It’s on silent.”

A tragedy in three parts.

[sinnahsaint]

My wife is a super techie person and told me about something thay actually FIXED this problem for me.

There’s an app called IfThisThenThat(ITTT) and you can tell your phone to do all sorts of cool stuff, but the big one for me was that you can set it up so if you get a text with a key phrase(i think the default is “lost phone”) and only that key phrase, it turns on your volume and cranks it to max.

This has helped me so much, I hope it can help some of you.

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Reblog to save someone’s phone

[willowofthehearth]

You can also log into your Apple or Google account and have the phone ring at full volume even if it’s on silent. It’ll ping the GPS, so you know if it’s where you are, or you left it somewhere.

And it gives you the option to remotely wipe the data, if that’s an issue.

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[despazito]

RAT HORSE

PART RAT, PART HORSE

ALL FUN.

ITS NOT CRYING BLOOD IT’S PORPHYRIN

[jemremy]

Double the finger eating power

[despazito]

YES

[ladyoftheforestrain]

@bunjywunjy you get all the weird posts now. it is law

[bunjywunjy]

RAT HORSE

RAT HORSE

RAT HORSE

HE’S RAT!

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[children-of-bast]

Peanut Butter wants to explore but also wants to stay inside his warm blanket.

[purrfectsquad]

Volume up to hear him purring

[bodecats]

HIS NAME IS PEANUT BUTTER

[lickystickypickyzzz]

[bundyspooks]

reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics

[365daysofhalloween]

!!!!

[sarenderpity]

The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party

[protect-and-love-cats]

20 Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[ampervadasz]

:D

[mellifexfarm]

secret..,.,,.,

[gaytranswerewolf]

i gasped!!!

[opiumhug-deactivated20181011]

@onedreamybutch

[durbikins]

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

[seelcudoom]

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

[webbut]

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

[feedmecomicart]

ate the fucking knife

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

[karpad]

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

[synthicyde]

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

[layered-like-an-onion]

A PUMPGUIN

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[yurukyarayakusu]

[the-bitch-salad]

I just love how nobody talks about this movie and this epic scene.  

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

I really do wonder what was that meeting like when discussing on having this scene added to this movie

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

How to CGI greatness probably

[reginasphalanges]

its the end of an era

[leftinmars]

He finally ate them guys