nice jewish boy

★ elijah ★ 24 . he/they

[dogpuppy]

[rocktheholygrail]

[godisafujoshi]

[mkultra-dropout2]

sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[antiquedeuce]

the sacred fruit 🍋🍑🍇

[iceninekrills-deactivated202509]

@the-muppet-joker my liege, I created a creepypasta/digital horror/whatever style edit of an image you reblogged a while back. do you like it my liege

original I based this off of under cut

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[wizardshark]

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

[cryptotheism]

she let me hit it because...ghhhh....she let me- *pants* ughhh my head.... Why can't I remember?? Graaah [cursed pussy begins to throb]

[noelle-ism]

[noelle-ism]

sorry i didnt mean to put roxas there idk why roxas is there. i was trying to respond with something else

[cryptotheism]

Hi Roxas. Im dealing with some stuff right now.

[doubleca5t]

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

[peren-gren]

This you?

[doubleca5t]

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

[cipheramnesia]

It's not always necessary to use a thermonuclear bomb on an individual person, but it can be very funny under the right circumstances.

[joshpeck]

why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

[haxxydraws]

Grandmother Bloodstone

[bonemeal12]

TMA lino print from class!

[juha-art]

THE NEXT WORLD MURAL

text is from this post by @even-disco-baby <3

mural is inspired by 'the kiss' by hayez

[kasha-malasha]

«что же делать? нет чудес

что же, можно жить и без»

[tajrishgp]

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

[machinot]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[krissemapi]