jeff buckley didn't die for this

she/they

[outofcontextarthur]

[daft-junk-blog]

cities breaking down on a camels back

[girlballs-archive]

better to be a steamed dumpling than a deamed stumpling 🧙

[animentality]

[rivetgoth]

Where’s the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote Bring me the Hunter S Thompson we’re at war now quote

[rivetgoth]

1 week post 9/11

[maxxie-or-smth]

i cannot kill myself because there is music

[eviltoxicmosssauce]

"i want him in a way that is concerning to feminism" <- trite, overdone, equates feminism to prudishness and is thus concerning to feminism in itself

"i want him in a way that is concerning to medical science" <- well now we're getting somewhere.

[ankle-beez]

the chain of events in this minute and a half clip is so extremely delightful and funny

[ankle-beez]

kermit and scooter riffing on how their physicality doesn't let them open the envelope to announce the winner. the audience immediately cracking up when it cuts to statler and waldorf because they know what the bit is gonna be. jim henson slipping into the kermit voice accidentally before bouncing back at record speed and riffing on it. richard hunt genuinely laughing at jim's joke but doing so in-character. prime muppets was something else man

[thatsnotweirdatall-deactivated2]

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be molded like clay into a perfectly ornate vase but intentionally given an air pocket so I explode in the kiln

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be repotted in a pot that's just slightly too small for my weak and feeble roots and left in the window for the world to see

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be locked up in the keef catcher and made to use my small and gentle lego hands to scoop keef onto the bowls of anyone who wants it

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be spun into thread and made into a colorful and stunning blanket and used for a picnic on a muddy day

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be cut up with child-safe zig zag pattern scissors and hung up as holiday decorations

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be liquefied with an immersion blender and strained for my nutrients and used as a hydrating face mask peel after a hot shower

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need different parts of my body dried, ground up, and mixed with oils and used to paint a modern rendition of the Martyrdom of Saint Sebastian (1525)

[marxism-transgenderism]

So horny I need to be kept on a treadmill contraption which harvests my sweat to be used to fuel zippo lighters

[marxism-transgenderism]

Good morning the answer is a resounding no

[orthoscheme]

the paper is warm because the printer just layed them

[paulandersonxo]

sisyphus... you made boulder choices on the runway this week, but we just need you to push a little more. i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination

[divineandmajesticinone]

BRITNEY SPEARS I Dream Within A Dream Tour, Live from Las Vegas 2002

[rockabillywife]

The hypnotic powers of the Caesar salad

[fairycosmos]

surely this can not be how they want us to spend our 1 singular fleeting life. surely not

[jabberding0]

how it's done

[tromboneralert]