On that GSNK dopamine rush @mikol-kero - Tumblr Blog

wizardshark

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

wizardshark

Give me the fucking amulet

androidboy

most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

androidboy

Going to a wedding without an explicit partner that like knows me is terrible because I don't have an idea of like these weird elaborate random dance moves they expect me to do randomly in a group.

Especially with people from a city I'm not from, like they have their own "culture" for this and I'm out and immediately makes me look like a dumbass or like someone who can't dance or whatever. Makes me feel like laughing stock. It's just embarassing, and even more so when it's people I'll then see evey day at work.

Also, I'm in the mentality to like be dancing as a group and then someone pulling me over to do some spontaneous pair dance like I know some choreography makes it even worse, like I'm not expecting to do a couple/paired dance (and it's not like I know what this person is expecting from me) when I go as a group and the sudden quick time event just makes me go stiff or not able to process it instantly, but that's just my autism speaking I guess.

Overall it's just a bunch of small stupid interactions which I know just don't matter in the long run and will MAYBE be a one-time joke next time in the office but at the same time I can't help but feed it leaves a lasting impression of me I can't just shake off.

Just kills my mood for the night really.

#mikol rant #just a bunch of interactions im not expecting #which make me look dumb and feel like laughing stock

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Good trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing exactly what it looks like.

Great trope: Character yelling, "It's not what it looks like!" while doing something so unfathomable that the person who interrupted them can't even begin to attempt to figure out what the hell it is they're seeing.

Back to noteranting.

#took me a year to get to the acceptance state but #but yeah I've been in a deep depression for about a year now #at least I'm gonna adopt a cat #finances gonna be rough but I need that company for sure