Stories, Ponderings and All That Jazz

Random Art, Fic and Other Stuff..also prompts and adult fic ideas

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Dwarf beards thatcwork like cat whiskers but for temperature. Puff out for cold areas of the mines but smoothe down and flatten against the face when working near a hot forge etc

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

"Robby, you're kneading Whitaker again..."

"I'm not bothered Doctor Abbot, it's kind of like a rhythmic, slightly embarrassing massage... And it helps Doctor Robby stay calm..."

"...Kid if he had claws you'd be covered in puncture marks, you're spoiling him."

"...Can you two stop talking about me like I'm a feral cat you're trying to tame???"

"...NO..."

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

"Robby, why are you buying such oversized sweaters, you haven't been gaining weight lately?"

Robby, points over to where Dennis's entire body is almost completely tucked into one of Robby's BIG sweaters as he sits next to Trinity and taps on his phone.

As they watch Trinity gently shoves him for something he says and they realize he can't move to stop himself from tipping over without effort as Robby's BIG sweater is just a little bit tight when all but the tips of Dennis's toes are snugged into it, so Dennis just slowly, comically falls over like a small dog that's just been put in a coat for the first time.

"I see your point.". Jack says before going over to bring Dennis back into a vaguely upright position as both Dennis and Trinity are laughing too hard to do it themselves.

[heycallmered]

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

[llama2237]

What... What movie is this.

[heycallmered]

[heycallmered]

ain't no way in hell this post even breaks 500

[marmoset-marmoset]

i was trying so hard to remember the nonexistent assassination subplot in My Fair Lady

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

I mean, there may have been an assassination subplot in my fair lady, but the main characters had nothing to do with it so we never saw it.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Dennis loves it when Robby and Jack have nice, soft bellies for him to play with, lay on, grip around, squeeze.

He still has no clue that Robby and Jack, still with memories of how gaunt and hollow he looked even before they found out about the eighth floor, also had ideas, ideas of him, soft and round and full of all the food they could feed him now they had the chance to really, REALLY look after him.

Even if he did see the constantly building, new collection of cook books in their kitchen, Southern Cookery for the Kosher Kitchen.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Mother you must understand... Brother is Bed.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

I have this crack fic image of Trinity just suddenly yelling out. "OK, who's Dennis's SugarParent?". In the middle of the ED, and like nine hands pop into the air.

And she pauses... "...How about sexually?..."

And there's a soft chorus of. "Oh's" as all but two hands go back down.

[rotund-squirrelmeister]

been laughing at tags on The Pitt posts because people generally get through about three or four ships before they give up trying to tag all the possibilities

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Ah yes the ShipPitt Stumper, I am aware of it.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

I had a go at rhe Magnacidium AKA Lephantis run on warframe, I am very much a baby in game, but that was also very much here is some bullshit (positive) and now we've given the bullshit LEGS.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

The cat food I am making for my boys today is chicken neck, breast and giblets with three different tims of fish, tuna, Salmon amd Makeral.

Ot will make about 20-30 servings for them.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

The problem with getting older is my brain desires more sleep... My bones ABSOLUTELY DO NOT.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

When people accidentally overhear Dennis, Robby and Jack are into puppy play, they think of Dennis, all curled up and cute in Robby and/or Jack's lap.

The reality is, it's Dennis, Barely visible as his two big, old, boys flop across his legs and Torso and demand attention.

Trinity, who has been the only one to actually see the, admittedly toned down (aka fully clothed) version of these interactions, says it's like a Great Dane and Saint Bernard acting like lap dogs, all she really sees of Dennis are his hands as they scritch the correct places on both men.

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

This is ads everywhere these days... Even when you agree to watch an ad, it's OMG you watch me you MUST want to download me, lets go to the app store, like no bitch I wanted the extra goody, I'm not downloading shit

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Sometimes Dennis wishes he could just flop onto the floor and get hoisted into bed like a recaltrant puppy.

The only thing stopping him is he is fully aware Jack and Robby would both willingly strain half their muscles to do it for him if he even made a bare hint of a show of pretending to do so.

He just knew Trinity would have so much fun if he "broke" both their attendings... So would the betting board for that matter.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Sometimes I'm like my time on tumblr has been pretty peaceful while the people I follow stagger across my feed like war battered soldiers, wonder what happened?

Then I check comment and reblog and it says you may not see some responses because you have certain people blocked... And it's like 90% of the comment section, which you can tell because tumblr says this post has x number of 100's of comments on it, and I can read, at most 4.

And I'm like "Ahh..."

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Sometimes you realise people are so far gone about something they aren't even beating a dead horse anymore, they're beating themselves off to its corpse and you just got to let it go.

[mildlyaffrontedsqueakytoy]

Dennis is Dating Robby and Jack.

Robby, Robby has attending money.

Jack... He has DANFORTH money.

Sweet, gentle Dennis has never really understood the difference, until a particularly creepy patient tries to get too handsy with him.

Sweet, gentle Dennis loves Jack very much, but this is the first time he's realised there was a reason people thought Jack was scary.