Take Pains. Be Perfect.

My name's Claire. I like Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm 23, majored in finance, and living in NYC! Feel free to say hi!

[elfpractice289]

Pros: Wonderful friend. No comment, no nothing. All around, just a great person who has improved your life with their mere existence tremendously

Cons: You can only access them through the headache machine because they live 1 billion lightyears away

[glasspostings]

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

[glasspostings]

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

[dancinbutterfly]

>a wild therapist has entered the chat you need an additional coping mechanism studying the blade is a DBT principle called Building Mastery - wherein you engage in anything that is practical during which you gain skill and can actively see yourself progress - which is resilience building technique by which you shore yourself against vulnerability factors that make it harder to regulate emotions and manage activities of daily life and interpersonal interactions effectively. if you continue to study the blade while engaging in therapy, it will in fact make your therapeutic session more effective because having a skill that you pursue builds self-esteem and is a foundation upon which other coping skills can be built. so not better coping skills, blademaster, additional ones. you are already heading in the right direction and you have proven you have the tenacity to apply yourself to one discipline. now show us what you can do when applying yourself to your healing.

[raevenlywrites]

[kaunastika-the-sweetheart]

I'm not watching Eurovision this year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[prokopetz]

The Joker's iconic look is a fun little pop culture fossil. Like, he's not a circus clown or a birthday clown or a rodeo clown or any other kind of clown you might bump into today: he's specifically a vaudeville clown. We don't have those anymore, so that specific type of clown is now just "the Joker".

[saturdaymorningmemories]

I was wondering why so few clowns sport a tux with tails like he does.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, the kind of clown that the Joker's classic look is evoking is very much a clown for the stage. The idiom of the vaudeville clown has more in common with Charlie Chaplin than with Bozo.

[jackhawksmoor]

Nine year old Dick making extremely specific digs about the inferiority of vaudeville clownery and how pretentious someone would have to be to be a fan of vaudeville when they are CLEARLY the lowest and lamest form of clown. The Joker is being read for filth by a kid still in single digits and the true horror is that Batman gets the reference and is visibly smothering a laugh

[zaprowsdower27]

look, just because vaudville vanished a decade before clown eggs became a thing is no excuse for him to not get his own egg NOW this doesnt change that he's Doing It Wrong

[arcanistlupus]

Dick comes from a circus background. *Of course* he considers vaudeville to be the lowest form of clown.

[prokopetz]

Yeah, in my mind the humour of the proposed scenario is very much that Dick and the Joker are both being pretentious assholes about the history and practice of clowning, but, like, from opposite directions.

[inwardhardar]

I live for clown discourse

[trainbrain27]

That's why we're on tumblr

[nebulations]

[ID: Tags that say, "#as much as i enjoy the little jokes about dick teasing him for “not being a real clown” #he is actually a real clown #just not a circus clown #or a type of clown whose medium exists anymore in general". End ID]

[mikkeneko]

kind of like Miss Piggy in that way

[teaboot]

this is my Batman villain OC he’s a rodeo clown and I call him The Jokester

[nando161mando]

[animentality]

[dahppled]

"my friend said" "oh, a friend recommended it" tumblr mutual

[whatcha-thinkin]

You won an all-expenses-paid trip to the Olympic games! The only catch is that you must compete in one event as the normal-person benchmark to compare with the athletes. Which event?

figure skating

speed skating

ice hockey

snowboarding

downhill skiing

ski jump

biathlon (skiing + shooting)

bobsled

luge

curling

I may not be an Olympian but I can make a decent effort in [tag]

travel? Italy? cameras? uggggggh just met me stay home

Voting ended onFeb 14

[expressions-of-nature]

by Masa

[fracturedporcelaindoll]

want to pick flowers here ~

[segamascott]

[killhitleragain]

Fibonacci: Hmm... I sure wish there was a way to mathematically represent an empty quantity.

The simple yet useful Arabic numeral:

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

When I said 2l everyone was clowning on me and being all ohhh only 2l that's soooo little you need to make it 4l instead and now 4l is too much and is dangerous it needs to be 2l instead WHAT IS THE TRUTH WHICH ONE OF YOU IS LYING TO ME...........

[hypnotic-melodies]

water intoxication symptoms start at drinking 3l in ~an hour so 2l is definitely a lot.

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

[theprofessional-amateur]

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

[i-am-a-fish]

I really love this website and the people on it a lot

[silverrdagger]

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

[cubejello]

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[electricpurrs]

me engaging in my deepest, darkest fantasy