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Possible beads for my Etsy shop later! Harry Potter style. Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and a possible Snitch bead!
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ART BY MY-BODY-IS-A-CAGE ON LOFTER// (NSFW CAUTION)
Fluff Friday Starters
“You’re amazing—you know that?”
“May I kiss you, please?”
“Would you like to go out for dinner soon?”
“Will you marry me?”
“Stay the night—please?”
“We’re gonna be parents!”
“You look—stunning in that dress/suit.”
“You have really pretty eyes.”
“You have a nice smile—you should do it more often.”
“It’s chilly. Here, borrow my coat.”
“I’ll always be here for you. You know that, right?”
“You’re it. You’re the one. I don’t want anyone else. Ever.”
“Shh—come back to bed.”
“I’ll do the dishes. You relax tonight.”
“Come on, I drew you a bath. Go relax. I’ll handle dinner.”
“You look beautiful tonight.”
“Whoa—you, uh—wow—that’s—that really suits you.”
“You can kiss me if you’d like. You don’t have to ask.”
“Come lie down. You look exhausted.”
“Need a neck-rub? You look tense.”
“Are you okay? Anything I can do to help?”
“What do you say we take a vacation. Just the two of us.”
“What do you think of (insert place) for our honeymoon?”
“What would you think—if I said I wanted to try for a baby?”
“Dance with me?”
“I want you to meet my family.”
“I think—we should move-in together.”
“I’m sorry it took me so long—but I’ve fallen in love with you.”
“You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“How am I supposed to get any work done when you look like that?”
“As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”
“It’s alright—I’ve got you—you’re safe now.”
“Don’t cry. It’s gonna be alright.”
“Please be careful. I need you to come home safely.”
“Kiss me and I’ll forgive you.”
“I’m not going anywhere.”
Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone!
May include: contact picture, name, a sample of texts, anything the mun wishes to include!
Sentence Starters -- Texts From Last Night
[text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
[text]: Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
[text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
[text]: Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
[text]: Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
[text]: I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
[text]: Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
[text]: I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
[text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
[text]: Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake
[text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
[text]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
[text]: Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
[text]: Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life?
[text]: In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
[text]: I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
[text]: my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
[text]: You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
[text]: I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
[text]: She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
[text]: So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
[text]: Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
[text]: My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
[text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
[text]: I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
[text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Send a symbol for your muse to gently touch mine by:
❥ : tucking stray hair behind their ear
✿ : trailing soft kisses down their arm
☁ : cuddling with them under a blanket
★ : pressing a kiss to the back of their hand
▲ : leaning your head against their shoulder
♪ : singing them a lullaby and brushing their hair
◆ : wrapping your arms around them from behind
✤ : lacing your fingers into theirs and holding their hands
♣ : slowly pulling them into your lap to curl up and cuddle
▨ : rubbing their back to calm them down when they’re upset
▰ : embracing them and holding them firmly against your chest
Send a symbol for your muse to gently touch mine by:
❥ : tucking stray hair behind their ear
✿ : trailing soft kisses down their arm
☁ : cuddling with them under a blanket
★ : pressing a kiss to the back of their hand
▲ : leaning your head against their shoulder
♪ : singing them a lullaby and brushing their hair
◆ : wrapping your arms around them from behind
✤ : lacing your fingers into theirs and holding their hands
♣ : slowly pulling them into your lap to curl up and cuddle
▨ : rubbing their back to calm them down when they’re upset
▰ : embracing them and holding them firmly against your chest
My muse has been hiding an injury from yours. Send 🤕 for your muse to confront mine about it!
If the icon doesn’t work, send “bandages” in its place.
insulting sentence starters.
“Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?” “I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.” “I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.” “You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.” “If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.” “You’re so ugly you scare the shit back into people.” “Two wrongs don’t make a right, take your parents as an example.” “I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.” “If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.” “You shouldn’t play hide and seek, no one would look for you.” “I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I’d drink it.” “Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.” “The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.” “What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his butt back?” “I may love to shop but I’m not buying your bullshit.” “If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!” “You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.” “What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?” “Why don’t you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.” “You look like something I’d draw with my left hand.” “Please, the only dates you get are on a calendar.” “If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart.” “You get as much action as a nine button on a microwave.” “Looks like you fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.” “It’s hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.”
For each ❌ I receive, my muse will reveal one of their kinks.
- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts
“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”
send me ❤ and I will bold all that applies to your muse
I would kill for you. • I would make love to you. • I would fuck you. • I would protect you. • I would hurt you for a selfish cause. • I wish we had more in common. • I want nothing to do with you. • I want to see you cry. • I want a future with you. • I want to destroy your future. • I do not care what you do. • I am indifferent towards you. • I want children with you. • I love you ( platonically ) • I love you ( romantically ) • I love you life family. • You are my family. • I could fall in love with you. • I would lie for you. • I would fight by your side. • I will never let you go. • I would hold you while you cried. • I would hug you. • I want to kiss you. • I would stay by your bedside if you were ill. • I want to fall asleep with you in my arms. • I want to forget you. • I will never forget you. • I only want to make you proud. • I wish I could make you happy. • You deserve nothing. • I will never forgive you. • You confuse me.
Sentence Meme [ smut & innuendo version ]
• "You look good enough to eat.“ • "Come here.” • "Is this okay?“ • "This is going differently than I imagined.” • "Tell me.“ • "I’m not expecting anything. I just want to…” • “Are you familiar with the color system?” • "That is the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard.“ • "Just let me take care of you.” • "You look incredible like that.“ • "Are you sure this is okay?” • "Well, I mean, I’m not going to stop you if that’s what you want to do.“ • "I just want to watch you.” • "Oh really?“ • "Say it again.” • "What do you want me to say to that?“ • "That was hotter than it had any right to be.” • “Green means all good. Yellow is you want me to slow down or stop. Red means everything stops. Understand?” • "I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ • "Lights on or lights off? • "Do we need a safeword?” • "How do you want me?“ • "Is it just how you pictured it?” • "Wait! Just… wait.“ • "Is that too kinky?” • "I had no idea you had such good ideas.“ • "Do you want me to stop?” • "Should I keep going?“ • "Tell me when you’ve had enough.” • "Don’t you dare stop.“ • "You’re killing me here, you know that right?” • "Just watch me.“ • "Should we use rope or handcuffs?” • “I need a color right now.” • "Don’t move.“ • "You are such a tease.” • "I like making you wait.“ • "It’s bigger than I imagined.” • "Should we try it or not?“
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dirty talk .
“If we weren’t at this party and these people weren’t around, I would jump you right now…”
“What would you say if I asked you to go down on me right now?”
“It might sound greedy, but I need your cock so bad right now…”
“I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
“I need to feel you inside me.”
“Nobody has ever fucked me like you do.”
“Even when you’re in a bad mood, I want to fuck you.”
“I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.”
“When we get home, I’m going to make you orgasm so hard.”
“Knowing that you can completely overpower me makes me so crazy horny.“
“What would you prefer I wear tonight, a thong or panties or nothing at all?”
“Would you discipline me if I was acting bratty?”
“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.”
“I can barely concentrate; I just keep thinking about you grabbing me and taking me.”
“I’ve got a sexy surprise for you later…”
“I wish we could just stay in bed and have sex all day long…”
“I love it when you wear tight clothes.”
“Guess what color my panties are?”
“We need to meet after work; this horniness is killing me.”
“I just want to wrap my pussy around your cock.”
“I just want to wrap my ass around your cock.”
“You look so fucking hot in the morning.”
“I wore these panties just for you.”
“I feel so horny and helpless when you dominate me.”
“Tonight is going to be a lot of fun…”
“If you play your cards right, you’ve got some pleasure/fun coming your way.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me wet.”
“Stop looking at me like that, it’s making me hard.”
“Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”
“I’m going to make you scream and shout tonight!”
“It’s a pity we’re not in bed right now because all I can think of is feeling your body on mine.”