qu’est-ce que tu as?

saddle up cowpoke, we're going for a ride

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[molabuddy]

can my yucky worm wiggle across your dashboard? thanks :]

[miles-purr-meower]

peegus

[bigshotautos]

[huecycles]

JEVIL IS CANONICALLY SPAMTON’S EX

[failchild]

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[otter-byte]

terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

[astraldemise]

i know tbh creature is the autism mascot but i think that endermen should also be one of our guys. they get it. love to hold object. purple. can teleport. direct eye contact is a sign of violence. they get it. theyre one of us

[weaver-z]

There was a really big cowboy-looking dude in the coffee shop, and after a while I realized he seemed to be staring at me, and I was getting uncomfortable until he suddenly startled and came over to say "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I wasn't trying to stare at you. There is a HUGE bird behind you." And lo and behold, right outside the window, there was an absolute unit of a crow.

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

it’s always ‘why did you go to the creepy vampire castle despite the fact every villager tried to warn you not to’ and never ‘how was the vampire castle?’ or ‘the vampire castle looked fun was it fun?’ 

[wintersteves]

Nandor’s season 4 arc

[sheep-venom]

werewolf youtubers be like “lycan subscribe” but fungus/alga symbiote youtubers be like “lichen subscribe” but also ions or neutral molecules bonded to a central metal atom or ion youtubers be like “ligand subscribe” thanks ill be here all week 

[waxworm]

[weeniebagel]

imagine this is how you find out jerma is pregnant

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[maelwife]

who let this 8 year old into the club

Inspired by @a5tros ‘s nine inch tails fan art

[1percentcharge]

Pirate jokes