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•im just hanging out • 19 • sarah/miles•

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

[bodyglitter]

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

[bodyglitter]

[andhumanslovedstories]

this response was so strong I immediately soiled myself

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

HD texture pack

[lake-erie]

[earthdad]

what will this man type

[groupthinker]

f

[btchnahalf]

[brbjellyfishing]

A martyr

[digitalhunk]

they got her :(

[surprisebitch]

[fishiest-fish]

F

[zeen-vale]

F

[ostolero]

I can use excel and the toilet

[ostolero]

spreadcheeks

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kartu-team]

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[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[oneheadtoanother]

[woolay]

[vivaciousarcanist]

kingdom hearts ==> smash brothers ==> namco high ==> homestuck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[toshio]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[dulect]

*drops mic*

*comes back to make sure I didn’t damage the mic*

[hollowboobtheory]

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

[hollowboobtheory]

witches

herbs and gardening

cook a lot

wear lots of black

cats

magical brews

probably the village midwife

cottage in the woods

vine whips and healing spells

bigass hat but it’s all slouchy and cute

wizards

wear blankets, if you’re lucky

lab in a tower

grad student vibes

will definitely accidentally kill you

fireballs

high in some kind of magical drug

hat that scrapes the ceiling 

cannot keep a familiar alive for more than a week

[hollowboobtheory]

stop saying warlocks are male witches! warlocks are a whole ass third thing! 

magical sugar daddy

glam goth

looks like a distinguished gay but that’s only because of, again, magical sugar daddy 

probably rich even though you never see them working

fruity drinks 

significantly more likely to be twinks than the general population

tentacles